Deadly Premonition Sequel - Even More Gloriously Insane (and rated "M" for the opposite reasons)

[Optimus Prime]

Obviously the answer to what a spiritual (or not, nobody knows) sequel to a game about a man who constantly reads coffee like tea leaves, makes really bad choice comments when casually talking to friends at dinner (because mentioning the guy who use a victim's skull for both beer binging and pissing into totally is appropriate), and half the time talks to his imaginary friend Zach about really fucking obscure movies...

...is that the main character be a teenager in high school who solves mysteries by masturbating.

http://nichegamer.com/2015/05/deadl...e-story-where-masturbating-solving-mysteries/

That's...literally the only thing known about what Swery65's latest insane game idea supposedly will be focused around, but damn if this happens I can't wait for the SuperGreatFriend let's play - he's the reason why I've come to love Deadly Prem. so much in the first place.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Its confirmed: Masturbation solves all problems.

 

[ATM]

Sounds cool, maybe it'll be a bit like Persona 4 except instead of doing social links you just level up your masturbatory habits like a real teenager.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Instant Game of the Century. Swery truly is a genius leading mankind to new frontiers with his advanced masturbation detective mechanics.

 

[Chris-Chan Cure]

...is that the main character be a teenager in high school who solves mysteries by masturbating.

This new SWERY's game pitch is gonna be worth:

 

[c-no]

Having read the article earlier, it probably won't be too long till someone complains about the premise. Then again, would Swery mean actual masturbation? For all we know, it could refer to something else.

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

I love the comments!

Spoiler

 

[MiloWuCollusion]

This new SWERY's game pitch is gonna be worth:

I love how that story becomes actually good and melancholic as it went on. Sounds like a good concept for a sweary game.

 

[Watcher]

It'll probably be like Deadly Premonition

Hilariously bad and yet remarkably charming

 

[spaps]

I'm down for more Swery, but "sequel?" That's like saying DP is a sequel to Spy Fiction, or Zone of the Enders is a sequel to Metal Gear.