debate me on the existence of "micro lolcows" - i have invented a new lolcow term called "micro lolcow" - TL;DR it means a lolcow that's extremely irrelevant/not popular

neo-arkomia

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the full definition of micro lolcow means a lolcow that can only be known personally (just like personal lolcow). they are very short-lived too since their lolcow behavior will eventually go away and they will inevitably become a normal individual with no interesting traits. this one is just like personal lolcow except with a minor adjustment to it.

do this type of lolcow exists? if so, what are your experience with them?.
 
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If it's just like a personal lolcow, then it's just a personal lolcow. No need to have more subcategories for an already niche subcategory of lolcow. There's no point.
 
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Jesus buddy how did you get the pink triangle already
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okay... you might be surprised but this isn't my first account. my first account is @arkomia. i posted my password publicly so i can dispose that account a.k.a make someone "hack" my account. i did that because i'm being stalked by @malleusmaleficarum, the underage 8 year old who has a shitty reputation (seriously, just visit his profile and scroll down. scroll past supportive posts on his profile and you'll see why).
 
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neo-arkomia said:
okay... you might be surprised but this isn't my first account. my first account is @arkomia. i posted my password publicly so i can dispose that account a.k.a make someone "hack" my account. i did that because i'm being stalked by @malleusmaleficarum, the underage 8 year old who has a shitty reputation (seriously, just visit his profile and scroll down. scroll past supportive posts on his profile and you'll see why).
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To me you are a micro-lolcow for your activity in your previous account.

1- You got so ass mad over people negrating your account that you made an autistic chart trying to prove that @PeggieBigCock was an alt account of @malleusmaleficarum and that he is 8 years old.

2- Because you were mad at @malleusmaleficarum, someone that you still think is a child, you decided to try and trick him into clicking an IP grabber in order to dox him (How can't you see that trying to doxx a child over negrating is prime lolcow behaviour is beyond me). He saw through it meaning that an 8 year old outsmarted you, a 19 year old. How embarrassing.

3- Because you were acting like a sped, people took interest in you and searched for other accounts you may have. Leading to the discovery of an account with the same distinct name in an amateur voyeur forum.

4- When confronted about what you did, you wanted to delete the account out of shame but couldn't since you are a retarded zoomer and didn't read the sites rules.

5- For some reason that I still can't grasp, you posted your own KF account on a site for anyone to use. A random user had fun with it, possing as you for a bit or two and left it as is. Why did you do that? To claim a hack? You are admitting to posting the user and password yourself on another site. Meaning that any claim of "hacking" is nullified. If you wanted to dispose of the account you could have just left it as is or changed the password to gibberish and log off, you know.
 
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I think that's just called a midget. Honestly, I just prefer to ignore Warrick Davis and forget he has a boomer twitter account.
 
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