Debate posters on who the hottest Spice Girl is

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Dedicated to @FedPostalService @David Kirk Ginder @Corette

Inspired by the SBI thread. Who is your hottest Spice Girl?

Geri Helliwell (Ginger Spice):

Emma Bunton (Baby Spice):



Mel C (Sporty Spice)

Mel C (Scary Spice):

Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice):

Who is your favourite, past and present?

 

[Spud]

Yes. Yes they are.

 

[eatler]

cayenne pepper is pretty spicy but I don’t know if it’s the hottest.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I never understood why the one would call themselves "scary spice".
Scary isn't a spice (I guess "baby" isn't either, unless you're Patrick Tomlinson), and while she's right that as a black woman she's a little scary and unappealing it still seems a bit on the nose.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Imagine how differently Chris's life could've gone if he had their poster on his wall to keep him straight instead of Sailor Moon.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

In this thread: It's 1997.

 

[Divine right to rule]

It has always been Posh.

 

[break these cuffs]

In this thread: It's 1997.

I wish.

 

[DumbDude43]

i dont like them or their music
i was just a tiny little boy at the time but i still remember some of their songs being on the radio all the time and i found them very annoying

 

[winterfag]

the spic girl

 

[Pee Cola]

Debating who is the most attractive Spice Girl is like debating who is the least gay member of the Village People.

 

[AgendaPoster]

In 2024, I basically consider all attractive.
When they came out, I thought Sporty was ugly AF, ginger and baby fat, Scary brown but kinda hot and Posh snotty but kinda frigid-hot.

 

[Norbert the Tiger]

Their "music" is terrible, as is most popular music. As bad as it was, things have only worsened.
In terms of pure allure and sex appeal, Emma Bunton is damn near perfect.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Samantha Fox don't @ me

 

[MDWU]

Baby Chads raise up.
Something about them FAS hammerhead shark eyes just do it for me

 

[std::string]

while she's right that as a black woman she's a little scary and unappealing it still seems a bit on the nose.

Their names actually came from British tabloids and they just adopted them.

Victoria was 'Posh Spice', because she was wearing a Gucci-style mini dress and seemed pouty and reserved. Emma wore pigtails and sucked a lollipop, so obviously she was 'Baby Spice'. Mel C spent the whole time leaping around in her tracksuit, so we called her 'Sporty Spice'. I named Mel B 'Scary Spice' because she was so shouty. And Geri was 'Ginger Spice', simply because of her hair. Not much thought went into that one.

"Shouty" seems like a bit of a euphemism.

 

[bango skank]

As a boy it was Baby, I was exclusively into blonde with blue eyes at that age.

As a man I feel like the only real choice is Scary.

 

[FedPostalService]

Posh. All other answers are wrong.

 

[Badungus Kabungus]

The one with the big tits

 

[David Kirk Ginder]

Without any intention of trying to cause offense to our female Kiwi Farms members, the Spice "Girls" are obviously past their prime now (>30) but if we're judging them at their peak then:

A tier: Posh
B tier: Ginger/Baby
C tier: Sporty
N tier: Scary (no offense to our Kiwi Farms members of melanin)

"Shouty" seems like a bit of a euphemism.

lmao, Uppity Spice.

I thought the "Annoying Loud Shrill Black Woman" was supposed to be an American Black Woman stereotype but Blacks elsewhere can't avoid it.