[Deep thoughts] Do tiny Jew hats prove the existence of Jew magic?

[Wildchild]

I have always wondered how Jewish people get those tiny Jew hats to stay on their heads so I have come up with two possible explanations, the first and most likely is being Jew magic which has been written extensively about in the middle ages for being responsible for killing cows, and the second being that the hats are like tiny suction cups.

How do you think Jews get the tiny Jew hats to stay on their heads? Are there any Jewish people who can give insight into their mystical culture of Jews.

 

[José Mourinho]

Yes

 

[Randy Lahey]

yep

 

[Curt Sibling]

Another hat which can be worn by sorcerors to counteract Jew magic.

 

[Carlos Thin]

I would ask the mods to shut this thread down because it is literally like another shoah.

 

[ZehnBoat]

this is an absurdly stupid thought
the height of dumb

it's obviously the curly hair that's magic

 

[Carlos Thin]

it's obviously the curly hair that's magic

God you goyim are naive, all our magic comes from the no------




I've said too much.

 

[AnOminous]

The hats attach to their little Jew horns.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

I have a jew friend who uses double sided tape. But he has a perfect little ring of baldness where the hat sits, so it works out nicely for him.

 

[ZehnBoat]

I have a jew friend who uses double sided tape. But he has a perfect little ring of baldness where the hat sits, so it works out nicely for him.

super jews use super glues

 

[Wildchild]

I wish I was a Jew, so then I could get funny hats and magical hat powers.

 

[Handsome Pete]

I wish I was a Jew, so then I could get funny hats and magical hat powers.

How much magic would you say is in one of these?

 

[Wildchild]

How much magic would you say is in one of these?

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Hedgehog.

 

[ZehnBoat]

Hedgehog.

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[XYZpdq]

Those are amplification dishes so they can receive Jew signals better than just their horns can normally. This connects them with the Head Jew who stands on top of Israel Mountain doing the Spock hand thing and beaming out their Jew plans.

 

[Curt Sibling]

This thread is a shande for the goyim.

 

[polonium]

I stood behind a guy in a queue and his little Jew hat was attached by about a hundred and thirty seven bobby pins, it was ridiculous.
His magic must have been weak

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

There's a guy across the room from me wearing one or maybe he's wearing a kappa lillypad, I can't really tell

 

[DV 259]

A friend of mine gave me one once (because apparently he had a whole bunch laying around), but when I put it on, there was no magic. Maybe because girls aren't supposed to wear them or because my long, flowing girly hair kept making it slide off ... Either way, I was very disappointed.