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- Dec 28, 2017
I'd like to introduce you to some faggot shit called Demigod. Nobody plays this shit (except me) because it's a MOBA and those are all awful. It's the first commercial MOBA ever made, the first standalone MOBA ever made, and the second MOBA ever made in history. It was preceded in its genre only by DOTA 1, which is a free mod that requires you own Warcraft III.
Demigod only has 10 playable heroes, which means you can pick up and learn the game surprisingly fast. Also, because it's a dead game, it doesn't go through constant balance changes requiring you to learn new shit or relearn old shit. It's the only MOBA I'll ever touch.
The story is that God is dead (just like real life) and ten faggots are competing to try to replace him or some shit. It doesn't matter, you're not playing it for the story. Hell, you're not even playing it at all.
I always play as The Rook because he's a goddamn walking castle, and I think that's cool because I'm apparently twelve. Other characters include some tit lady and a vampire and other shit that nobody cares about. Trust me, you want to play as The Rook, he's on the front cover because that's obviously who you're supposed to play as:
When you begin, you can choose a "favor item." When you win games for not being as moronic as the AI, you get points to buy these shitty favor items that stick around in future games. Since The Rook is a slow fatass on account of being a literal castle, I get the Swift Anklet which increases my movement speed:
You also get some starting money to throw at the item shop, and I buy Boots of Speed, which as you might imagine, also speeds me up:
These are fucking awful item choices for my character who is supposed to be a gigantic tank, but I buy them anyway because the AI is still too stupid to beat me and also because it's funny, fuck off.
Basically you run around and beat the everliving fuck out of towers and faggots and upgrade your castle guy. You can get a catapult to hurl flaming turds at your enemies. It's kinda cool I guess.
Your goal is to take out the big hunk of shit (the citadel) on the enemy side.
One interesting thing about this game is that there are multiple maps (uncommon for the genre) and they all have that cool godly design/vibe going on:
At the end of the day it's flawed like crazy due to a horrendous release. I still enjoy it though because I'm allowed to. Here are some pros and cons:
PROS:
Nobody plays this shit
AI is shit so it's easy to win
It's not Free-to-Play
The Rook
Cheap
Easy to learn
Mods exist that fix problems
THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOK
CONS:
Nobody plays this shit
AI is shit so it's easy to win
It's not Free-to-Play
Game balance is fuck
Doesn't just use Steam, you have to make some shitty account
You have to mod it because there will never be any more updates, ever
So, should you buy it? No. But do it anyway if you want.
More info here.
In-depth gameplay video.
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