Describe this scene if it took place during ancient times and you were tasked as a medieval scholar to document what happened.

[Gorgar]

title

 

[I am vomit]

I ate some bad berries guys

 

[Isaac]

I'd just burn the entire manuscript, and claim that it was the work of divine intervention

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Wow. I’ve heard of this movie, and that is something all right.
You could say the boglim thing was testing the crippled boy to see if he was a witch, and because he didn’t drown he is not a witch.
Sorry, best I can do right before bed.
You should do some more of these though.

 

[Red Hood]

The carriage-throne doth roll down the hillock. The bairn that sat in yon carriage-throne cried out for hilfe; try as he did, his brakes worketh not. He plummeted into yon gaping chasm. Thus waketh the goblin. Yet the bairn lived still. Yon goblin leapeth in after him and saveth the lad; yet before he could be thanked he had away'd.

 

[Shidoen]

The crippled leprosy boy was driven towards the water by dark tidings and winds. A water spirit rescued the boy so that he may live another day.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

 

[Varis]

God took away the boy's legs, so he would live in humility and bring out the kindness in the people around him. And the people did take pity on the boy; so much they pitied him, that they crafted him new legs out of metal and wheels. This angered God, for man cannot give back what God has taken away, and so he thrust the boy into a lake so that he would drown. The Devil, delighted by the boy's suffering and blasphemous existence, pulled the boy out of the water, so he could continue living in spite of God's will.

Thanks, I feel retarded. Edit for spelling.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I'd be like "holy shit sire! the fucking crippled kid flying down the hill and off the cliff intot he water and there was a fucking goblin watching from thesidelines the whole time."

 

[Cats]

this is a martian from the future, and some day his people will lead the world.