Do any stores accept Kiwi Farms sticker points?

You mean you don’t know about the inner circle commissary here?

It’s quite simple. You can trade in 10,000 of your good boi point stickers to get a box of 20 frozen chicken nuggies shaped like Null.

Alternatively you can trade in 1,000 bad boi stickers to get a mystery flavor Fanta from Chris
 
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When you die the celestial bureaucracy takes hold of all your updoots and neg-rates. They collate up your total reaction score, and use it to determine what kind of Lolcow you should be reincarnated as in order to learn empathy for exceptional individuals.

Low score users will just be born autistic (again, but worse this time). Decades long users will come back as the most fucked up motherfucker on the planet and will be laughed at by the entire world for years.

Other than that your points have no purpose, i'm afraid.
 
Yes.

I went to the nearest game store and told them I'd like to trade in my autistic rates and they gave me a set of dice and a D&D handbook. They also told me it was now called "neuro die bergent" or something, so I got free shit and new information for it.
 
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I tried using them at a local pizzeria. When I whipped my phone out, @The handsome tard walked out of his pizza lair and called me a phoneposting faggot. Then I placed my order. Got a large pepperoni pizza for about 10,000 good Kiwi points. It was okay.
 
I tried using them at a local pizzeria. When I whipped my phone out, @The handsome tard walked out of his pizza lair and called me a phoneposting faggot. Then I placed my order. Got a large pepperoni pizza for about 10,000 good Kiwi points. It was okay.

I remember that, good times :)

Seriously tho, stop phone posting. Its fucking embarassing :blart:.

I call you a faggot because I care.
 
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