Do Australians have to fight kangaroos just to check the mail?

[Lords Greatsword]

Hyperbole or genuine inconvenience?

 

[CzechHunter]

There's at least 4 that live in my street, never had to fight one but I won't leave my house if the one that is at least 7ft tall is out there...

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Only if you're lucky enough to live on a golf course or inna bush.

 

[OrionBalls]

I thought it was emus they had to fight. Bonus round is the Huntsman Spider with an egg sac living in the mailbox.

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Bonus round is the Huntsman Spider with an egg sac living in the mailbox.

More likely to be a Redback (think Black Widow), Huntsmen are pretty mobile and would prefer to live inside with you.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Roos will break into your house and kill you. Spiders will hide in your shoes and kill you, one of them because it's actually too fucking stupid to dose out the venom correctly. When you go out and interact with society niggers and wiggers could try to kill you. Chinks will buy your house, buy your property, buy your legislators out and kill you more indirectly. The fucking SUN will try to kill you, too, because of the hole in the ozone layer being over Australia

Australia is a cursed, forsaken land. It's like they were playing DnD in Heaven and thought "hmm, my players/mages are too powerful, I need to make the setting more threatening" then accidentally dropped the board on planet Earth and forgot about it.

 

[Drinky Crow]

I always heard it wasn't the really big nasty poisonous creatures that drove Aussies crazy, it was all the, and I quote directly "BLOODY FUCKING BUGS!"

 

[Your Starter for 10]

The roos are all too busy huffing petrol to bother you, as long as you check the mail before like 2 PM.

 

[spacko]

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Kangaroos generally leave you alone
they WILL launch themselves at your car though cause they’re fucking retarded



roo bar

 

[TruffleSpark]

Knowing Australians, collecting the mail is probably an insane experience but in a way that it is so routine for them they don't really understand why being sent to the shadow realm for 5 years by the Babadook every time you bring the mail in is something that Americans think is weird.