Do feds go through special training before monitoring the interwebz? - Today's homework is 2500 words essay on "How Christine Chandler's influence on the internet led to Keffals' drug addiction". You've got 3 days

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They must occasionally assign new people on these positions, how do they train them? Do they have like books or pamphlets of some sort detailing slang and internet culture?
>Sir, I think he just made a credible threat.
>Does it have ">" in front of the threat?
>Yes Sir.
>Who is he replying to?!? Come on agent we talked about that yesterday.

And do they get semi-annual updates on the new hot shit? When something like the Sharty gains traction do they have a meeting getting introduced to the most recent 'jacks and brief history of kuz and going over /qa/ one more time in order to understand how it all happened?
 
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Yes, they literally had meetings and presentations in the past they show to 3 letter agencies and the US military about pepe the frog and naruto running.

That being said, the only thing they've done right so far was make every retard think everyone else is a fed when voicing their opinions on the feds. Other than that it has been pure incompetence.
 
According to the FBI:
On The Job Training
Basic Surveillance Course (BSC)
Upon being hired, all FBI investigative specialists and surveillance specialists attend a nine-week Basic Surveillance Course (BSC) in northern Virginia where they learn the following skills:

Surveillance and observation
Communication
Team collaboration
Navigation and tactical driving (investigative specialists only)
Collection and management of intelligence in a central data management system (surveillance specialists only)
The feds in question, of course, would be filed under "surveillance specialist."
I tried looking up what specific requirements were but it doesn't appear they're hiring those at the moment.
They're mostly looking for security specialists and HR it seems.
 
Yes. Deradicalization training is the funniest part about fed lurkey turkey's. Imagine being locked in a room with a bunch of other jack offs with some fat bitch talking about how Sam Hyde is a right wing nazi and how laughing at his shit is bad m'kay.
 
Answer: Yes

Does it work: Only with big-time schizo online who believe everyone's after them.

The feds don't know how the internet works and are quite new to it, the real worry is when it gets taken over by furrys/weeb feds in 5-20 years.
 
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Yes they have to read all of the posts made by SandyCat, Bargain Bin laden, and Catler so they are able to recognize massive faggots
 
If they had special training then we wouldn't be daunted with LGBTQIABLM+++ culture war bullshit.
 
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