Do vegan zombies sparkle?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Do they?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

No. I'm the only thing around here that sparkles.

 

[Gay Joker]

Only if @We Are The Witches became a zombie.

 

[We Are The Witches]

I think the point of zombies makes them impossible to be vegan.

Since they lack moral agency for starters.