Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens?

[SandyCat]

 

[The Cunting Death]

 

[The Last Stand]

If they DO exist, please take over our government.

 

[Gorgar]

I believe in you stop being a furfag.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Yes

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

If an alien dies, does it become a ghost?

 

[Shidoen]

Yes I do, an alien abducted me, and when I killed him his ghost raped me.

 

[El Goblina]

Ghosts are obviously spiritual phenomena, and I believe that what people call "aliens" are likewise. Aliens are an obvious proxy for demonic experience if you examine their contexts.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Ghosts, no.

Aliens, yes, but they aren’t as intelligent as everyone thinks.

See I have this theory, aliens are just truck drivers, and Area 51 is just a giant alien truck stop.
They only stop here because we have cheap fuel, BBQ, and meth.
And some of them like to stick things up farmers butts.
(Yes, I’ve heard the Mojo Nixon song).

 

[Cats]

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Ghost lore makes no sense. Ghosts appear where people died violent deaths, like the Gettysburg field. They also haunt graveyards because their body is there. They also haunt places they used to go to when they were alive. Also there are billions and billions of people who are not ghosts, but for some reason, famous people are more likely to become ghosts.

If you believe in ghosts, then you believe in souls. If you believe in souls, there must be a higher power that gave you a soul. The higher power is omniscient and knows everything. The higher power would have known when creating you that you would become a ghost when you died and never pass on to the afterlife.

Aliens? They make no sense either. Imagine the cost to fly an intergalactic spaceship across the universe to explore Earth. Once you get to Earth you fly a couple of miles above the planet in erratic patterns and then go home. Why? They don't take anything. They don't interact with us. They just fly around randomly and then go away empty handed.

This is contrary to everything we know about how life acts. Even with animals. Either you make peaceful contact and set up trade with each other, or you are hostile and just take what resources you can.

Yes there are multiple videos from the government of UFO's, but is it really that hard to think the government doesn't know what's going on in the sky when they clearly don't know what's going on in their own organizations?

Ghosts and aliens are not real.

 

[Synthetic Smug]

It's enough that they believe in me.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

I’ve seen a ghost so I know they’re real. Never seen an alien but I do believe they exist and have visited us.

 

[Florence]

I believe in the Jersey Devil. They named a hockey team after it so it must be real.

 

[Retink]

I don't believe in either, but I do believe in alien ghosts.

 

[Gimmick Account]

Ghosts are merely holograms projected by the grey hominids from atlantis (think about it) to scare you off your land. This was more popular before people started opening haunted bed and breakfastses which is why they use other tactics now like bad online reviews

 

[Slit]

I believe in Super Ghosts and Goblins

 

[Gimmick Account]

I believe in Super Ghosts and Goblins

Yeah well you're crazy because it's Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts you shitty gay dumb retard.
There's like zero goblins in that game

 

[Slit]

Yeah well you're crazy because it's Super Ghouls 'n Ghosts you shitty gay dumb retard.
There's like zero goblins in that game

Are you telling me someone in China would lie to me over the internet about a legitimate Rintendo product? How dare you sir, how fucking dare you.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I think when considering how expansive the universe is it's crazy to expect that we'd be the only intelligent life in it.

As ford ghosts...I dunno.
I guess discovering proof that there's actually some kind of afterlife would be appealing.