Do you crack eggs on the small end or the big end

[Crex Crex]

A dilemma as old as human civilization, that can only be solved by the great minds of the farms. Discuss.

 

[Weebburner]

do you not crack it down the middle?

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

I crack them sort of down the middle, but towards the the upper left-hand side.

 

[TruffleSpark]

this is what happens to people who answer wrong btw:

 

[Al from Dadeville]

I crack it in the middle, unless it’s hard boiled and then I start at whichever end I think the air bubble is in

 

[Hamsteroid]

I eat my eggs like a man, with the shell on, for that extra boost of calcium.

 

[Dialtone]

I crack it on the edge of the counter, horizontally across the middle tilting left and right slightly to get the crack halfway so I can crack it one handed.

 

[Crex Crex]

do you not crack it down the middle?

No such thing as the "middle". The crack will always form slightly towards either end. Do not propagate such preposterous ideas.

 

[break these cuffs]

Angle grinder

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Look here faggot I dont know what gay shit your mother taught you but we in this house crack dem eggs in the middle like proper civilised people.

 

[Character from a movie]

I don't crack the eggs, I just cut them in half.

 

[holyhandgrenade]

I only eat live chickens raw. I crack them in half by the big end. (The end with the tail)

 

[Weed Eater]

"Big" end first, the hot water that pools in that specific spot in the eggshell when you crack and break up everything going on there, I find peeling the eggs does by much easier.

Bottom end (which is considered the "big" end), top end, then I crack all around the rest of the egg.

 

[Miller]

Middle

I eat my eggs like a man, with the shell on, for that extra boost of calcium.

>shells in the poop
>hole destroyed
>blood everywhere