Do you ever go on the internet and tell lies?

[SandyCat]

People wouldn't do that would they?

 

[not william stenchever]

I have never said knowingly false things on the internet for my own amusement and the amusement of others, don't be ridiculous.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Compared to the press, no.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

No.

 

[Just A Butt]

i'm lying right now

 

[Pendinelli]

Constantly...

 

[LolRaccoon]

I confess, I have lied a little bit on the information. I am not actually a raccoon.

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

I've only ever lied on the internet by implication, omission, in err or for comedic effect.

 

[Beak Thing]

It's time to end this little masquerade. There ain't no Keffals, kid. Never was. Fella in my line of work takes on a variety of aliases. Hell, once I was even a Chinaman for six months.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I only tell lies about certain furry sandwich fetishists.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I have never lied on the internet, because a wise man knows that online a lie stated with enough conviction becomes the truth.

It's time to end this little masquerade. There ain't no Keffals, kid. Never was. Fella in my line of work takes on a variety of aliases. Hell, once I was even a Chinaman for six months.

We can only dream of a world where it was revealed that all the weirdos like Keffals are made up. Even if they weren't messing with the site the psychic damage of knowing they exist is already a lot to cope with.

 

[The Luigi Player]

I have never had sex with a woman

 

[Wormy]

I did.

Didn't set out to and for a long I didn't, but I fell, I wanted to fit in.

 

[Moths]

No I go on the Internet to be entertained

 

[Hellspawn]

Sometimes.

 

[KolKinhs]

I confess: I am not a kiwi but a miserable fuck.

 

[ThicClaw]

I'm a true and honest deathclaw

 

[Meat Target]

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I'd never lie about you being a negro

 

[WebLurker]

No never. I really am an Ettercap.