Do you think Coca-Cola would do a good job if they decided to start manufacturing weapons?

[Gangstalker #32194]

 

[hl2_linux]

Yes!

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

No because Pepsi would suddenly start making better ones

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

They already are.

 

[MTN Dew Rat]

Uwu

Say SSj_Ness, how are you holding up after your wife got banned?

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Coca Cola is the weapon, Ever since I drank Coca Cola. I got addicted and then I became fat and bedridden. Then I died breaking the floor below me.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Say SSj_Ness, how are you holding up after your wife got banned?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

No because Pepsi would suddenly start making better ones

@Gangstalker #32194 here's your solution

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Pretty good, I'm sticking with Faygo cleavers though.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

No because Pepsi would suddenly start making better ones

The dynamic would end up the same as the beverage wars.
Coca-Cola would make all the "standard" weapons everyone immediately thinks about. Pepsi would make superior weapons for those with patrician taste. And 7up would make all the shitty, off brand, weapons that poor kids pretend are just as good.

 

[Less Nasty Old Person]

Joan Crawford would rise from her grave, say "Don't fuck with me, boys," and Coca Cola execs would quietly concede defeat.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

No because Pepsi would suddenly start making better ones

I support this bold development.