Do you want in on my business offer? - It's the deal of a lifetime

[SandyCat]

You give me a 100 dollar bill, then I give you back the $100, then you give the $100 back to me. Just like that we both made $300 in seconds.

The government doesn't want you to know about this so I'd hurry and invest while you can

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Brilliant, I'm in. But you give me back the $100 so we make $400 instead.

 

[SandyCat]

Brilliant, I'm in. But you give me back the $100 so we make $400 instead.

Okay but after that we should put it in this safe only I have the combination to. For safe keeping and all that, don't want someone to run off with the money

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Okay but after that we should put it in this safe only I have the combination to. For safe keeping and all that, don't want someone to run off with the money

Can do but you should provide a copy of the combination to me, incase you forget it!

 

[SandyCat]

Can do but you should provide a copy of the combination to me, incase you forget it!

That seems completely reasonable. Here, its the same digits as my social security number

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nice try, but I already know this is only scientifically proven as true and honest because the currency you're using is legal tender for paying taxes. If somebody figures out that loophole your whole scheme will collapse and then I the savvy investor in sandwiches will come out on top.

 

[Retink]

You do know it would just be taxed with each transaction because the government needs to rape you at every turn, so it would be 100$ -> 90$ -> 81$ -> 72.9$ -> etc. And that's assuming the lowest tax bracket of 10% and no state tax.

Really, I'm just upset it wasn't a sandwich business.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

This is nice and all but please let me out of your car.

 

[SandyCat]

Really, I'm just upset it wasn't a sandwich business.

That's the next scheme

This is nice and all but please let me out of your car.

But I need you for the upcoming sandwich scheme

 

[BanquetMegaBowl]

do you accept crypto?

 

[SandyCat]

do you accept crypto?

Is it untraceable? If so then yes

 

[Vingle]

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Here's a better idea, we go to a casino, you give me $100, and I go to the roulette table and split it evenly on red AND black. It's gotta be one or the other, you literally can't lose.

 

[April1st]

You do know it would just be taxed with each transaction because the government needs to rape you at every turn, so it would be 100$ -> 90$ -> 81$ -> 72.9$ -> etc. And that's assuming the lowest tax bracket of 10% and no state tax.

Really, I'm just upset it wasn't a sandwich business.

Use cash only, and we would roll the 100 dollar bill into a ball, and play ping pong with it. Ez infinite cash.