Do you wanted be cremated after you die?

[get_ur_gamon]

Well do you???

 

[Bloitzhole]

Nah, just leave my corpse somewhere in the forest, no need to combust it first.

 

[NigKid]

i want to be stuffed in a stupid pose

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Yes, I have my hamsters ashes and I want to be cremated when I die so we could be mixed together.

 

[Dilligaff]

You can be composted in some states now, or they have kits where you can be used to grow a tree. Seems most natural to do that kind of thing. I would like either of those or leave me in a forest like @Bloitzhole said.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Yep.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I want my corpse to be used to train cadaver dogs and/or crash testing

 

[Born to Be Wasted]

I would like to be placed in a coffin full of fish paste and be thrown into the ocean.

 

[R00T]

Yes but I want it pre seevice so no one can see my corpse and I want them all to bring a bag and take a spoonful of me. Then they can spread me in spots they think I’d like

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

No, I expect to be mummified and buried in a Sarcophagus along with all my earthly possessions inside a huge pyramid.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Already have my cremation plot ready.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I want to not be enbalmed, just thrown in a pine box in the ground, to be eaten by worms. I come from random molecules from the environment that are assembled into a human, I'd prefer to get eaten by bugs and worms and recycled back into the environment.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I'm going in the InstaPot!



Alkaline hydrolysis was only a couple hundred more than regular cremation when I set up my pre-need.

Cremation secret: if you do Neptune Society and you have a minor dependent die on you, they'll cremate the kid for free. Neptune Society is pretty legit, although the "you have to request info" hoop is annoying. They're good if you move around a lot; very portable.

It's fairly quick to set up your burial/body disposal plan, and funeral homes will always let you pay in installments. It's nice for the family to just be able to make one call in a time that's already stressful for them.

I didn't do anything about a funeral; that's for the living and if they want it, they can plan it to their taste. Just prepaid for my transport, melting, urn and inurnment, with a hose-down-and-viewing add-on in case anyone really wants to poke me and make sure I'm dead.

 

[Some JERK]

No. I like the idea of my bones being inanimate objects for far longer than they were my bones. It makes me feel like I'm just borrowing my skeleton.

 

[CrashMan2012]

Yes, after. Definitely after.

ETA:. One of you wants to be cremated before you die? Well it's your funeral I suppose.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

no, i want to be a spooky scary skeleton

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

I want my ashes to be interred within my Nintendo GameCube so my great-grandchildren can feel that gramma Reldnahc is always with them when they play Gauntlet: Dark Legacy

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

fuck nah. put my corpse in a forest and gouge out my chest, and plant a tree in it

 

[King Fructose]

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[Herrinnert_U_zich_Jezus?]

My dogs ashes mixed in with my remains, I go for composting. With the flowers and other stuff rotted down, loved ones get 1m2 of compost to use to cultivate a lot of Cannabis Sativa Hollandica. Have fun smoking it!