Does any one have a good recipe for alpaca chili

[Postal_Rat]

I have a friend who needs to liquidate about 200 alpaca and the best thing we could come up is great big chili cook off and I was wondering if any one here has any helpful tips for cooking alpaca, alternatively if any one knows how to pass off alpaca as low grade beef that would also be appreciated.

 

[MrTroll]

I have experience in these matters. Call Arby's corporate HQ, extension 355, ask for "Tommy". Tell him you'd like to request information regarding a "franchising opportunity". He'll give you the current bulk buying price for "beef".

Personal note: never eat at Arby's, ever.

 

[Coolio55]

Just sell them to any mad scientist who promises he can turn them into sapient anthros.

 

[Small-arms Supremacy]

Use the cold as a natural freezer to make sure your meat lasts as long as possible.

 

[UtInEqUA]

put alpaca in chilli and cook until golden brown

 

[zero-who]

sell on craig list