Does anybody know ways to optimize your dreams?

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Blouie

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I need a way to have better dreams because I'm tired of having dreams of super gross gay sex. EVERY NIGHT.

And I am not a faggot so I do not enjoy these dreams AT ALL.
 
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I've found that learning the meaning behind unpleasant dreams made them go away.

Perhaps you want to get closer to men in real life (platonically, of course)? Male relatives, coworkers, friends, etc. That's usually what those icky sex dreams mean.
 
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Every time you flick a light switch or turn on your computer or any other action that you do a lot, look at your hands and in your head, actively count how many fingers have "1, 2, 3, 4, 5." If you do this enough, you'll instinctively do it in your dreams and it's when counting in your dreams that you'll realise that the number is wrong or perhaps there's something else wrong with your hand that makes you realise that it isn't real. From this point on, you can be lucid and have control over your actions or even what else happens in the dream. No more gay sex.
 
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Eat something insanely spicy before you go to bed, no seriously Capsacin has weird effects on your dream's an Chillies where a common component in shamanistic and religious rituals where drugs where consumed as part of a vision quest.
 
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Take a large dose of B-12 right before you fall asleep if you want to lucid dream. However, it must be RIGHT before. If you take it too early, it will keep you awake.
 
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