Does anybody know where to find this personal ad?

[Patrick Not-Star]

Probably not, but I thought I share it anyways.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Thought it was a green text at first, but nope. I found it though.

 

[Moths]

Thought it was a green text at first, but nope. I found it though.
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What on gods green earth is 'imitation' crab meat?

 

[CallmeCicada]

What on gods green earth is 'imitation' crab meat?

It's a paste made from deboned, minced white fish. Egg white, starch, vegetable oil, or sugar shaped and dyed red on one side to look like crab meat.

 

[Moths]

It's a paste made from deboned, minced white fish. Egg white, starch, vegetable oil, or sugar shaped and dyed red on one side to look like crab meat.

What the fuck
Why would anyone desire this 100% imitation crab slop?

 

[CallmeCicada]

What the fuck
Why would anyone desire this 100% imitation crab slop?

It's just cheaper/readily available. Other than that, there isn't much benefit to it.

 

[Patrick Not-Star]

Thought it was a green text at first, but nope. I found it though.
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Holy shit! I never thought I'd find that.

 

[CallmeCicada]

Holy shit! I never thought I'd find that.

No problem. Using quotes in Google search is the only way to make their broken search functional.

 

[Spiny Rumples]

What on gods green earth is 'imitation' crab meat?

In Asian food places they call it 'imitation crab,' 'crab,' or 'crab stick.' I see it for sushi and poke bowls in particular.
I don't know why it isn't false advertising, but it tastes okay and is often cheaper than the other meats.