Does anyone else wish there was a misfit island for lolcows?

[RI 360]

Wealthy people used to pay a fee to sit on the lawns of insane asylums to watch the crazies as live entertainment, but eventually that was considered cruel and discontinued. Now with the internet as easily accessible as it is, we have unfettered access and unlimited content of mental illness in action.

Browsing these forums has made it alarmingly evident how many lolcows have irreparably ruined their lives by broadcasting the entirety of it on the internet, making themselves unemployable for the most menial work and still in desperate need of proper handlers.

It seems like a fun idea to send them an assisted living facility where they can be cared for properly and paid for by live stream subscriptions. So the crazies can be observed and their insanity affords their care.

edit: Also, which lolcow pairings would make the best reality TV show in this kind of scenario?

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I'd pay to see lolcows kill each other honestly

 

[RI 360]

I'd pay to see lolcows kill each other honestly

So more of a Hunger Games scenario? I'm pretty sure this simulator can be customized.

 

[AnOminous]

Wealthy people used to pay a fee to sit on the lawns of insane asylums to watch the crazies as live entertainment, but eventually that was considered cruel and discontinued.

Consider this the cage-free, free-range equivalent. Much more humane when the cows are in their natural environment.

 

[nad7155]

They would all trigger themselves to death.

 

[Wildchild]

Chris and ADF would make the best pairing, since ADF hates Chris.

 

[RI 360]

Chris and ADF would make the best pairing, since ADF hates Chris.

I still have to learn about ADF. How are none of these aspies friends?

 

[The Dude]

I wish there was a kind of gulag for the really annoying lolcows where they are forced to fight and compete in competitions for our amusement. Like a hybrid Thunderdome/American Gladiators for mongos.