Does pineapple belong on pizza?

[SandyCat]

?

 

[Dyn]

No.

 

[beautiful person]

Yes.

 

[The Last Stand]

Yes.

What?

 

[cybertoaster]

The fact you're even considering it means you're a fucking apostate and should be burned together with that Xmas cookie-shaped dog dick you're sucking right now.

Happy Easter

 

[Vingle]

Yes, being a picky eater in adult age is an autistic trait.

 

[RollerGator]

If the pie is well done and has pepperoni, yes.

 

[Absolutego]

There's way worse things than pineapple put on pizza. I've convinced the Swedes just throw at a dartboard when picking toppings (who the absolute fuck puts black licorice on a goddamn pizza, for Christ's sake), and hipsters in the Bay Area try to sell you on the idea that the smattering of wilted vegetables and fair trade dairy they threw on a slab of gluten-free cardboard counts as "pizza".

 

[AutismAwareness]

I know its irrational but whenever i hear someone say they like pineapple pizza i instantly think they're a pedophile.

 

[Vingle]

I know its irrational but whenever i hear someone say they like pineapple pizza i instantly think they're a pedophile.

Can I assume Tooter like pineapple on pizza?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

if combined with bacon/ham then yes
otherwise no

 

[HullDown]

Pizza is bread. You can put anything on bread, provided you like it. If someone tries to meme as an angry Italian because of your choice of topping, remind them that deep fried pizzas and Nutella pizzas are both Italian inventions and are fucking abortions.

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

My body, my choice.

Hush up, cunt.

 

[Whatevermancer]

Reddit-tier thread.

 

[Bloitzhole]

Reddit-tier thread.

It's a literal reddit-tier subforum though.

Also yes if ham is involved. No in any other case.

 

[AspieNextDoor]

''You can pour a polack Don Perignon, or a good whiskey that is 18 years old. Polack will drink a choke and say that it is tart and kind of bland. If you give a polack truffles, he will say that it is some rotten garlic. If you make a polack a good espresso from a good, manual machine, from freshly ground beans of very good quality, he will say that this coffee is small and in general sour and tastes strange. That's why I'm not surprised that 3/4 of you poor people slander Hawaiian pizza. It doesn't surprise me because I know that you are just poor onions and all your life eat pork loins for 7,99/kg. You don't know life, your taste buds are burnt from fake ciggies and shitty vodka. You've never had the opportunity to experience flavors. At the sight of honey pizza you would probably jump up and down like those monkeys in the zoo. A composition of sweet and salty or sweet and sour is one of the best things you can consume. A real explosion for sophisticated gourmets.
In civilized and developed Japan, when a daughter brings and introduces her chosen one to her parents, the parents do a test. They serve him a Hawaiian pizza. When the boy doesn't eat the pizza or says he doesn't like it, it is clear that he comes from a pathological family. The test works with an accuracy of 100% and even the WHO and UN admitted that in families where alcoholism, drug addiction and incest prevail there is always an aversion to pizza with pineapple.''

 

[Jason Wynn]

People who sperg this hard about what complete strangers may or may not like to eat deserve a special place in Dante’s unmentioned 10th layer of autistic hell

To answer the question, pineapple is perfectly fine on pizza

 

[Tylor Jones]

 

[Mal0]

Pizza is my favorite topping

 

[Splinters RCVD ✞]

If you like it that way, yes. If not, no.