Does plain yogurt help with yaoi infections?

[Sparkletor 2.0]

A "burning" question: I think I got a yaoi infection from swimming in a polluted lake. I heard that yogurt helps clear up that sort of problem. Do I eat it or put the yogurt directly into my nethers?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's an infection of the mind, so no.

 

[Pruto]

Have you gone to a doctor? I'm pretty sure what you caught is faggotry, yogurt will just make it worse