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Meet Dr. Juniper L Simonis, a non-binary freelance scientist residing in Portland, Oregon.



Joe first came to the attention of the farms in the Tranny Sideshow on Social Media Thread as an online nuisance constantly sperging about social justice and gender in the ecology field. He the owner of Dapper Stats in Portland. @Apteryx may be able to fill us in a little more about the ecology drama.
From the about page:
Women's Roller Derby
Joe is a four time women's roller derby world champion. He has played on teams in upstate New York, Chicago, and now Portland. He has received extensive media coverage including a feature in ESPN W (women of course).(ARCHIVE) and a profile on the World Flat Track Derby Association Page (ARCHIVE).





Of course dominating women half your size in a contact sport is not without its dangers.
Link (ARCHIVE)
and the sport still has a long way to go in term of social justice.
Link (ARCHIVE)
Link (ARCHIVE)
Link (ARCHIVE)
Joe also has a service dog which we will cover later.
Link (ARCHIVE)
Here is an interview from when Joe was on a team in Chicago.
YouTube
As for our favorite male women's athlete Rhy McKinnon I do believe there may be a bit of animosity between the two. I don't want to suggest that these two are egotistical males, but here he is with his 2 medals and he specifically mentions that Rhys won in his masters age group.

Link (ARCHIVE)
He seems to be butt hurt that roller derby isn't good enough for Rhys.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Portland Riots
Outside of Roller Derby Joe may be best known for his arrest outside of a federal building in Portland on July 10th 2020. He and his service dog were arrested while marking property boundaries with spray chalk to prevent protesters from trespassing. The arrest was filmed from multiple angles and soon went viral. Joe can be heard screaming "I AM A WOMAN".
Of course Joe was misgendered because he is a troon an his account is covered here (ARCHIVE). The incident is also mentioned in Joe's profile on the Oregon Disability Rights page (ARCHIVE). I'm not really sure what Joes disability is or why he requires a service dog, but according to the same page Joe, "identifies as having complex post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)."
As mentioned before Joe, as an ecologist has taken it upon himself to monitor the use of chemicals by police for riot control.
YouTube
In January 2021 Joe held an outdoor press confrence to talk about his findings. It true Portland fashion it included a land acknowledgement and ASL interpreter, but this was fairly boring. The real drama came afterwards.

Thread with video (ARCHIVE)
Soon after the conference Joe had a meltdown on Twitter due to the heinous crimes of misgendering and the questioning of his credentials by the media and Portland leftists.

Link (ARCHIVE)

Link (ARCHIVE)
Like any man Joe is extremely aggressive when he is questioned in any way.
Gender
Although known for screaming, "I AM A WOMAN!", Joe describes himself as, "a genderqueer nonbinary pansexual person".
Joe had his cock and balls chopped off in February 2020.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Like most insane trannys Joe isn't above oversharing about his wound.

Link (ARCHIVE)
He was able to mention his fake vulva, mother, and virginity all at once!

Link (ARCHIVE)
Background
Joe was born on July 30 1984 making him 36 at the time of this post. He appears to have been raised in the Chicago suburbs and graduated from Mundelein High School in 2002 where we was invited to speak as a distinguished alumni.
Joe played wide receiver on the football team and wrestled.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Joe's mother taught 4th and 5th grand in Mundelein and his father retired as a firefighter and taught in a neighboring district. (ARCHIVE)
Joe has a brother, Andrew (Drew) and Lily. Both have children.
Joe also ran as a candidate for the Portland School Board. (ARCHIVE)


Accounts
Twitter (ARCHIVE)
Instagram (ARCHIVE)
Facebook (ARCHIVE)
Derby Facebook (ARCHIVE)
Attachmented
I included 2 CV's under Joseph and the other Juniper



Joe first came to the attention of the farms in the Tranny Sideshow on Social Media Thread as an online nuisance constantly sperging about social justice and gender in the ecology field. He the owner of Dapper Stats in Portland. @Apteryx may be able to fill us in a little more about the ecology drama.
From the about page:
Recently Joe has been heavily involved in the Riots in Portland and has taken it upon himself to study the effects of the chemicals used in riot control but is most known for his participation in women's roller derby.History
Dr. Juniper L. Simonis (they/them) founded DAPPER Stats in 2015 with a mission to provide quantitative support for every step of the research process for science in academic and applied settings.
Status
DAPPER Stats is incorporated as an Oregon LLC and a United States S-Corp, and is certified as a woman-owned and emerging small business at both the federal and state levels.
Tagline
On-Point Quantitative Analysis
Vision
An equitable, sustainable, and quantitatively-minded society.
Mission
DAPPER Stats develops cutting-edge computational and statistical tools that address pressing practical problems while promoting science literacy and professional development in underserved communities.
Philosophies
DAPPER Stats was formed out of a need to have a safe and supportive work environment, and as such, prioritizes employee health and well-being as an ethical standard. We actively challenge the notion of a rigid work schedule, and support our employees in developing schedules that are healthful and lead to productive science.
We recognize that society as a whole (and science in particular) is fraught with hierarchies of priviledge and power and a history of barbaric colonialism. We seek to draw attention to, challenge, and break down such systems wherever and whenever possible. DAPPER supports our employees in such causes which are important to them, and is willing to contribute resources as possible.
DAPPER Stats is a for-profit company, but we do not operate with profit motives. We intentionally challenge the legacies of accumulated wealth through actions such as providing free resources, leveraging a sliding scale approach with clients, financially investing in our community’s charitable organizations, and progressively compensating our workforce.
We are scientists and DAPPER Stats believes strongly in the scientific method and science ethics. Although we consult for clients, we uphold our commitment to the scientific enterprise as of prime importance.
DAPPER Stats is agnostic with respect to statistical framework and computational language.
We believe science is best when conducted as a public endeavor for public good. As much as possible given client constraints, we make our processes and products open and accessible.
Women's Roller Derby
Joe is a four time women's roller derby world champion. He has played on teams in upstate New York, Chicago, and now Portland. He has received extensive media coverage including a feature in ESPN W (women of course).(ARCHIVE) and a profile on the World Flat Track Derby Association Page (ARCHIVE).





Of course dominating women half your size in a contact sport is not without its dangers.
Link (ARCHIVE)
and the sport still has a long way to go in term of social justice.
Link (ARCHIVE)
Link (ARCHIVE)
Link (ARCHIVE)
Joe also has a service dog which we will cover later.
Link (ARCHIVE)
Here is an interview from when Joe was on a team in Chicago.
YouTube
As for our favorite male women's athlete Rhy McKinnon I do believe there may be a bit of animosity between the two. I don't want to suggest that these two are egotistical males, but here he is with his 2 medals and he specifically mentions that Rhys won in his masters age group.

Link (ARCHIVE)
He seems to be butt hurt that roller derby isn't good enough for Rhys.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Portland Riots
Outside of Roller Derby Joe may be best known for his arrest outside of a federal building in Portland on July 10th 2020. He and his service dog were arrested while marking property boundaries with spray chalk to prevent protesters from trespassing. The arrest was filmed from multiple angles and soon went viral. Joe can be heard screaming "I AM A WOMAN".
Of course Joe was misgendered because he is a troon an his account is covered here (ARCHIVE). The incident is also mentioned in Joe's profile on the Oregon Disability Rights page (ARCHIVE). I'm not really sure what Joes disability is or why he requires a service dog, but according to the same page Joe, "identifies as having complex post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD)."
As mentioned before Joe, as an ecologist has taken it upon himself to monitor the use of chemicals by police for riot control.
YouTube
In January 2021 Joe held an outdoor press confrence to talk about his findings. It true Portland fashion it included a land acknowledgement and ASL interpreter, but this was fairly boring. The real drama came afterwards.

Thread with video (ARCHIVE)
Soon after the conference Joe had a meltdown on Twitter due to the heinous crimes of misgendering and the questioning of his credentials by the media and Portland leftists.

Link (ARCHIVE)

Link (ARCHIVE)
Like any man Joe is extremely aggressive when he is questioned in any way.
Gender
Although known for screaming, "I AM A WOMAN!", Joe describes himself as, "a genderqueer nonbinary pansexual person".
Joe had his cock and balls chopped off in February 2020.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Like most insane trannys Joe isn't above oversharing about his wound.

Link (ARCHIVE)
He was able to mention his fake vulva, mother, and virginity all at once!

Link (ARCHIVE)
Background
Joe was born on July 30 1984 making him 36 at the time of this post. He appears to have been raised in the Chicago suburbs and graduated from Mundelein High School in 2002 where we was invited to speak as a distinguished alumni.

Link (ARCHIVE)
Joe's mother taught 4th and 5th grand in Mundelein and his father retired as a firefighter and taught in a neighboring district. (ARCHIVE)
Joe has a brother, Andrew (Drew) and Lily. Both have children.
Joe also ran as a candidate for the Portland School Board. (ARCHIVE)


Accounts
Twitter (ARCHIVE)
Instagram (ARCHIVE)
Facebook (ARCHIVE)
Derby Facebook (ARCHIVE)
Attachmented
I included 2 CV's under Joseph and the other Juniper
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