@Drip Torch Divorce Support Thread

[GunCar Gary]

a few days ago i shared some messages with @Drip Torch and during that time he aggressively accused me of going through a nasty divorce multiple times, despite me never bringing this topic up before. i was confused and did some personal emotional reflection. why would he bring this up? does it seem like i'm divorced? why is he so angry about this?

while i was thinking about this it hit me: he must either be going through or have recently gone through a terrible divorce. he's angry and confused because he's going through an emotionally rough time right now. his compromised emotional state is causing him to lash out and project his personal problems onto other people

i feel no ill will towards @Drip Torch because, like him, i too have gone through hard times. we all have, as it is human nature. so i ask everyone here to share their story of heartbreak and how they recovered to show @Drip Torch he's not alone in his pain

you can get through this buddy, i believe in you

 

[Testacles Maximus]

does it seem like i'm divorced?

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you do have the carefree swagger of someone who’s recently broken free.

 

[GunCar Gary]

I wasn’t gonna say anything, but you do have the carefree swagger of someone who’s recently broken free.

i'd like to think i have the carefree swagger that all men should have, granted from the rights and freedoms given to all by the constitution of the USA

 

[everybody in Portugal]

@Drip Torch sorry your wife cheated on you and took the kids, buddy. Or congratulations on your side-piece and new life as a single dad, whichever is appropriate.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Idk he said that his girl pats his belly and makes him sandwiches as like a flex, and that sounds sort of like a fat person thing so I just assumed that maybe his jimmies were mildly rustled by the original discussion disparaging overweight women.

My level of carefree swagger would definitely be below standard if I was a member of a fat couple.

 

[MrTroll]

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

who cares leave the man alone

 

[$5.3 Million Dollars]

I feel like I'm missing some context here but I am leaning towards all the parties in this being some flavor of gay.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

no stalker child, you have been instructed to go through divorce multiple times.

enjoy 50% of your money and your goods prison

 

[Just A Butt]

@Drip Torch whinny is not the same word as whiny

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm not sure why people have such a hard time with divorce. It's all about the right representation. When I got divorced, I went with the Law Office of Smith and Wesson and she didn't get the house or the kids, and I didn't have to give her even a single red cent. Sure the kids miss her and ask about her a lot but I just tell them she went to the store.

 

[CptnSnshn]

If you're getting divorced then you didn't beat your wife hard enough.

 

[Drip Torch]

@Drip Torch whinny is not the same word as whiny

True. Funny though.

I've never been divorced, so not sure how much help I'll be in this thread.

 

[Just A Butt]

I've never been divorced

post your spouse's hot tits or cock

 

[eatler]

post your spouse's hot tits or cock

Or both

 

[Drip Torch]

post your spouse's hot tits or cock

Or both

As funny as it would be, can't help ya there, fren.

 

[Just A Butt]

can't help ya there

is it because s/he divorced you?

 

[WelperHelper99]

As funny as it would be, can't help ya there, fren.

So you forgot to take pics before the divorce?

 

[Lokenstien]

@Drip Torch's spouse probably went and hooked up with the much cooler @Drip irrigation and that's why they got divorced. After all, vital irrigation systems are certainly much better at getting the ladies wet than torches are.

 

[Drip Torch]

is it because s/he divorced you?

Nope, happily married. Also Infosec is king. You just don't go around posting nudes because some chucklefuck said too.