Drunk or Funk? - A forum game determining if the following statement you've said is a lie or not

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Killdozer
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Since this is an anonymous forum and we've all said some BASED shit while under the influence of alcohol. I want to turn it into a game that the family can play

HOW 2 PLAY:
  • Recall a time where you've may or may not have said something that would not be deemed socially acceptable
  • Be drunk (optional)
  • Use a spoiler as an answer key (don't fucking cheat you nigger)
  • ??
  • Profit
FORUM RULEZ:
  • No fedposting
  • Try to keep it BASED, not weird

I'll start

"You know, I think if Hitler didn't rise to power, the Weimar Republic could've succeeded"

FALSE. HITLA COULD NEVA
 
since @DickMain needs to be explained the rules, you say based story IN THE PUBLIC text box and the answer key is hidden within a spoiler
 
Your rules have several interpretations, what is the "key answer" supposed to be? Your response to the based thing, while not being on drugs/alcohol?

I don't drink, so I've never used Kiwifarms while drunk (now that's fucking based!).
 
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Your rules have several interpretations, what is the "key answer" supposed to be? Your response to the based thing, while not being on drugs/alcohol?
if it's something you have said before under the influence that is the response. people guess if it's true or not, and the "key answer" is true/false

"OP is a schizo and a fag"

^ TRVE (FACT CHECKED BY REAL KIWI CHVDS) ^
this guy gets it
 
since @DickMain needs to be explained the rules, you say based story IN THE PUBLIC text box and the answer key is hidden within a spoiler
Okay, so this is a guessing game where you have to guess what based thing the users are doing, and the theme is that it was stuff from when you were younger/cringier?

Me, dishwashing at 15, working with my shift mate.
"That's true about Hitler but don't let anybody hear you saying that out loud."
he was shitty but he was a great leader to win as much as he did (I was too retarded at the time to know that uh most of the stuff I was crediting him for was the work of people under him)

Third grade I think. In one of those gifted classes for the kids they thought were smart I guess, lots of multicultural stuff going on and having cool foods seeing funny foreign lettering and cool architecture. I burst out laughing when the teacher puts up a slide and reprimands me for being incredibly insensitive
slide was a picture of the most chingy chongy chinaman i have ever seen which at that point in my life was 0 up to that point

Me, like seven or some shit, the black girls in the apartment complex go crying to their parents, who tell my parents, who then beat my ass
a friend got me to yell 'nigger' with him and I had no clue what that meant lol

edit: I forgot how to use spoiler tags

Wait, wait, wait, I thought this was a drinking game, not things you said while you were drunk. I said these things while retarded.
 
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"If every muslim disapeared off the face of the Earth the world would instantly become a better and more peaceful place."

I'm right and you know it. <3
 
The GDR was the most based country that has ever existed and everyone that tried to escape was a traitor or enemy of the state that deserved what they got.

You know this to be true Westoids, search your feelings as "Darth Vader" would say. Drunk or sober I'd say the same thing Genosse.
 
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