Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

[Sand Mega]

We've had at least one a year since 2013. Four mods, even.

The fact that jannies are somehow able to find love here proves this site is a magical utopia

 

[Zero MK 2]

You got it all wrong. Women of any quality will not make an account on that app. BPD/schizo/whores will make an account, but do you want to date that kind of a woman? Quality women don't go on dating apps, they don't need them. Especially not a shit app like that one, lol.

That's what they all say. It would be more correct to say that no woman or remotely sane man would ever use this app.

 

[Grimoire Canthari]

I find it fascinating how there are people in this thread that unironically believe women are too precious, intelligent and smart to be willing to make accounts there, that is the most grotesque aspect of this whole ordeal, gynocracy on its fullest. I wonder if there is an end to this pitiful state of existence.

The dude was marketing towards 4chan which tends to have more men visiting it than women. Most likely the true gender ratio of this honeypot will also skew male.

 

[CoolFool]

I've played around on this for about an hour and I can confidently say the choices of men on here suck, not that I expected anything different. Ignoring all the troll accounts, you have high levels of autism (actual autism, not the quirky cute label kind), weebs, and flat out degenerates. I like anime and even like playing some video games (I prefer to watch other people play tbh) but these people make their ENTIRE personality about anime or video games. Oh yeah, lots of NEETs on here too. Almost every guy on here wants a goth grf or a dommy mommy.

Even the more "normal" guys tend to be very fat and unkempt. Seriously guys, is it really that hard to brush your hair and wear a non-wrinkled shirt for your photo?

 

[Marche]

Almost every guy on here wants a goth grf or a dommy mommy.

Its the last ditch safe horny before trooning out and *becoming* the goth gf dommy mommy
why don't you save them

 

[CoolFool]

why don't you save them

These people can't be saved.

 

[Space Police]

So Bronymate but with stale normie-edgy Xitter memes instead?

 

[stupid frog]

Discord memes and saying the nigger word are not a personality. Hiking is a very healthy activity, physically and mentally. It's also a very white activity. And with brunch at least you are socializing irl (and brunch is also very white-coded). Weird examples to give of what you specifically don't want.

I don't know why you're okay with yourself being terminally online, much less would want a partner that is also.

What if we're lazy, but still want white people only. Then what words can we use?

 

[gagabobo1997]

fuck it I made an account. i'll report back if anything funny happens. I don't really want to put my face on it so probably just gonna use a meme for my profile

 

[WelperHelper99]

fuck it I made an account. i'll report back if anything funny happens. I don't really want to put my face on it so probably just gonna use a meme for my profile

I got the perfect pfp to attract pol tard Femcels

Spoiler

 

[Finger Pistols]

I've played around on this for about an hour and I can confidently say the choices of men on here suck, not that I expected anything different. Ignoring all the troll accounts, you have high levels of autism (actual autism, not the quirky cute label kind), weebs, and flat out degenerates. I like anime and even like playing some video games (I prefer to watch other people play tbh) but these people make their ENTIRE personality about anime or video games. Oh yeah, lots of NEETs on here too. Almost every guy on here wants a goth grf or a dommy mommy.

Even the more "normal" guys tend to be very fat and unkempt. Seriously guys, is it really that hard to brush your hair and wear a non-wrinkled shirt for your photo?

It's what you tend to expect with these apps. It is very easy to make a profile, but it takes effort to actually make a good one. This leads to neets with zero self-awareness making a profile and then complaining that they get no matches. Without understanding that perhaps if they didn't share their fetishes (like the dommy moomy or goth mommy gf thing), they looked presentable (can't any of these guys iron out a shirt? Or even comb their hair so it doesn't look like bed hair?), or made their entire profile about one thing without diversifying their interests (it makes you look like a one-note boring blob), maybe they would get a decent match or two. It's the same lazy attitude that tends to lead them into becoming unkempt neets in the first place, "Eh, I'll make a profile on this love-pilled app and a goth mommy will fall into my lap. She definetely will if I clarify on my profile that I am desperate."

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

It's probably a bad idea to make an account on any dating app if your profile is something you'd be embarrassed about. People have been screenshotting cringe on Tinder for years, none of them are safe from the chance that you'll get publicly ridiculed if it's that bad. What makes Duolicious so funny to me is there's a presumption that it's a bunch of 4chan autists with accounts so there's little need to have a good presentation, joke account or no. There may as well be a dating app for schizos, THAT would be a gold mine of laughs.

I've made dating profiles before and I say/post cringe shit here everyday however I would've natively put Kiwifarms as a interest of mine. Potentially being put in the hot seat would've probably made me cringe especially in the audience lol.

Do agree with you on the potential for the gold mine of lols. The lengths people will go to achieve a true and honest sweetheart can be hysterical. (i.e Russel Greer, Chris Chan)

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm doing it. Operation: Bullshit is a go. Wish Mr keks.

Edit: Look at this "Beauty" i got a 85% match with boys

So shes some sort of demon, good start

She drinks, she's a nurse, and is 5'1. Hmm...

Comforting.

Local copy of text:
"i'm 24 years old and i'm afraid if i'm not married by the time i'm 27 i'll be alone forever. Born to be a housewife forced to be a wagecuckquean. Looking for future husbando or female friends. I live in third world shithole so be willing to import. Recently banned so sorry if i missed our chat."

Ah, so she's a Venezuelan beaner looking for a green card. She likes mustache man though, very pepe, very kek, i guess i should ignore all warning signs and send her a message.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Look at all these kiwis making accounts...you know, totally just for the thread content, ha ha.

Definitely not because they really want to try their luck on the dating site for chuds.

I've played around on this for about an hour and I can confidently say the choices of men on here suck, not that I expected anything different. Ignoring all the troll accounts, you have high levels of autism (actual autism, not the quirky cute label kind), weebs, and flat out degenerates. I like anime and even like playing some video games (I prefer to watch other people play tbh) but these people make their ENTIRE personality about anime or video games. Oh yeah, lots of NEETs on here too. Almost every guy on here wants a goth grf or a dommy mommy.

Even the more "normal" guys tend to be very fat and unkempt. Seriously guys, is it really that hard to brush your hair and wear a non-wrinkled shirt for your photo?

Well that broccoli haired kid did try to show up to KF with the revelation that if you're in shape and presentable that people on dating sites will respond, but everyone just got mad and called him gay.

 

[monk]

We need to make the real weirdo dating app. Null can host it since he has the infrastructure for such a controversial project.
- web only, no apps - no appstore censorship
- don't ban people for political speech or expressing their interests or opinions (none of your business as a platform)
- minimal moderation
- add something to prevent botting and AI accounts
- maybe as a joke have users solve the IQ test on-site and be able to filter incoming messages by IQ (would partly solve the problem that women have when they get hundreds of messages in their inbox)
- alternately add other ways to filter incoming messages e.g. by distance or match %
- some mechanism to rate or volume limit sent messages? maybe only give people 1 intro per day or something, make them think about who they send it to and make it count
- maybe require the receiving side to answer received messages in FIFO order (oldest received first before they can answer anyone else)
- don't advertise on normie sites, keep it to the weirdo sites
- maybe advertise in woman-rich places that are otherwise opposite in mentality but might have a high female incel population, the interactions might be interesting - like opposites attract

 

[WelperHelper99]

@Slav Power i found your woman



She's autistic and depressed, borderline suicidal, puts nose rings on her cat, but she is Polish. You might have a chance buddy.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Edit: Look at this "Beauty" i got a 85% match with boys

So shes some sort of demon, good start

>Doesn't know what homestuck is.
God, I wish I didn't know. FYI: It's one of the biggest red flags that you can raise.
Edit: I wonder what is a bigger flag? A Danganronpa pfp or a Homestuck pfp?

 

[Marche]

Asked if her farts make sounds. wish me luck lads.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

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Asked if her farts make sounds. wish me luck lads.

Zoomers take note. This is how a real how do you say it, "rizz king" operates.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

i guess i should ignore all warning signs and send her a message.

You have nothing to lose but your kidneys.