Duolicious - 4chan's dating app.

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Johnny Salami said:
Whereas am I supposed to find cute tomboy (/fit/) autistic (/pol/) femcel (/r9k/) gf?

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I posted a dating ad on a section on my state's subreddit out of boredom a couple years ago and she replied because she saw my (based) post history in r/kingcobrajfs. We've been together ever since. Last time we met up she told me that liking Cobes sealed the deal for her because I was almost too far away to bother.

God only knows how you'll end up attracting your future NEET GF, but stay away from dating apps. They're trash for both genders.
 
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Agares said:
The tragedy of Bianca Devins was supposed to be a cautionary tale for young women, not a role model.
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I won't fix her :)
 
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There's a lot of couples and marriages that started on the forum. It used to be a joke on the forum that if I got you laid you owed me $20 for T&H. I still get applications for the Lovequest trophy about once a year.

I think that most people are independently capable of identifying people who share their interests and then talk in private. I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. For them, I don't know what to suggest

You really do not want to meet and hook up with a woman from 4chan. You just don't. I promise.
 
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Null said:
There's a lot of couples and marriages that started on the forum. It used to be a joke on the forum that if I got you laid you owed me $20 for T&H. I still get applications for the Lovequest trophy about once a year.

I think that most people are independently capable of identifying people who share their interests and then talk in private. I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. For them, I don't know what to suggest

You really do not want to meet and hook up with a woman from 4chan. You just don't. I promise.
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Wait there was actual Kiwi marriages? I always thought that was the one that was unclaimed.
 
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Null said:
I think that most people are independently capable of identifying people who share their interests and then talk in private. I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. For them, I don't know what to suggest

You really do not want to meet and hook up with a woman from 4chan. You just don't. I promise.
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A Denny's in Bumfuck Arkansas at 2 AM is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. Compared to them, we're the Brookings Institution.
 
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Null said:
There's a lot of couples and marriages that started on the forum. It used to be a joke on the forum that if I got you laid you owed me $20 for T&H. I still get applications for the Lovequest trophy about once a year.

I think that most people are independently capable of identifying people who share their interests and then talk in private. I'd like to pretend the forum is less retarded than whatever neurotic antisocial goonclowns still use 4chan. For them, I don't know what to suggest

You really do not want to meet and hook up with a woman from 4chan. You just don't. I promise.
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The few remaining based anons figured it out years ago. If you bang a girl from /soc/ nowadays, rethink your life choices and for god's sake get an STD test.
 
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Update on meeting the girl. She seems nice. She gave me multiple fake names and professions, interrogated me for an hour about how I'm actually lying about who I am and how she's actually met me before in a different timeline, asked me to impregnate her, and threw up in the bathroom after eating one and a half slices of pizza. Other than that though, she seems like a keeper.
 
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Agares said:
Newfags get more retarded every year. If this came out just a decade ago, anons would be calling it out for the honey pot that it is.
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They're lonely young men that don't have the ability to go mask on and have to resort to honey pots like this to try to find companionship. It's really fucking sad.

I should be laughing at people that willingly fall for this trap. But I can't help but be a moral fag and feel bad for them.
 
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Pendulous Dong said:
Update on meeting the girl. She seems nice. She gave me multiple fake names and professions, interrogated me for an hour about how I'm actually lying about who I am and how she's actually met me before in a different timeline, asked me to impregnate her, and threw up in the bathroom after eating one and a half slices of pizza. Other than that though, she seems like a keeper.
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I don't believe you
 
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