Disaster Eco morons glue themselves to the floor of Volkswagen's German factory - ...so staff turn off the lights and heating and go home leaving the protesters moaning they can't order food or go to the toilet 'in a decent manner'

  • Nine demonstrators have complained about their treatment during a protest
  • They glued themselves to the floor of a Volkswagen dealership in Germany
  • Staff turned out the lights and switched off the heating and left them inside
  • Activists have complained they 'weren't given a bowl to urinate or defecate in'
By BRITTANY CHAIN FOR MAILONLINE
PUBLISHED: 17:10 EDT, 20 October 2022 | UPDATED: 22:27 EDT, 20 October 2022

Nine demonstrators who glued themselves to the floor of a Volkswagen dealership in Germany to protest climate change have had a cold and dark night after being left in their by staff.

When time came to shut up shop, employees of the site locked the doors and switched off the lights and heating, leaving the protesters on the concrete ground.

The group of activists, who are all reportedly scientists, claim the carmaker accepted their right to protest but neglected to make their lives any easier for the duration of the demonstration.

'They refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating,' one of the protesters, Gianluca Grimalda, said on Twitter.

He said some of the protesters are also on hunger strike until their demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met.

'We can't order our food, we must use the one provided by Volkswagen. Lights off. Random unannounced checks by security guards with bright torches,' he said.

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Nine demonstrators who glued themselves to the floor of a Volkswagen dealership in Germany to protest climate change are set for a cold and dark night
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One of the protesters, Gianluca Grimalda, said some of the protesters are also on hunger strike until their demands to decarbonise the German transport sector are met


Eco-protestors in Germany deserted by Volkswagen employees



The activists are members of the 'Scientist Rebel' group, which promote themselves as a collection of scientists 'willing to tell the truth about the climate crisis, and act on it'.

They're also urging Volkswagen, one of the nation's largest carmakers, to step up in the fight against pollution.

Pictures of the demonstration were shared online and showed six of the protesters glued to the ground in front of three Porsches.

The group, wearing lab coats, looked away from the camera as they sat cross-legged on the floor with their hands glued.

Another photo shared hours later showed the group sitting in the dark. By this point, they'd seemingly unglued themselves from the floor as they were sitting in a circle with the headlights of the Porsche glowing in the background.

More activists joined the protest after Volkswagen staff left and remain outside offering moral support.

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Another photo shared hours later showed the group sitting in the dark. By this point, they'd seemingly unglued themselves from the floor as they were sitting in a circle with the headlights of the Porsche glowing in the background

Mr Grimalda said: 'There is a real link between CO2 emissions and rising global temperatures.

'Decarbonisation is important, and it must happen as fast as possible because the target for net-zero greenhouse gas emissions set through Roadmap 2050 is too far off to have a meaningful impact.'

Volkswagen has been public in its promise to help make steps toward a greener future.

The carmaker has stepped up production of electric cars, saying: In pursuit of the goal to create an entirely electric model fleet, Volkswagen invests in a holistic approach'.

The company is also trying to reduce the 'unavoidable emissions' created during the production phase as well as find ways to reduce these emissions during the lifetime of the car.

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More activists joined the protest after Volkswagen staff left and remain outside offering moral support
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The activists are members of the 'Scientist Rebel' group, which promote themselves as a collection of scientists 'willing to tell the truth about the climate crisis, and act on it'

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I am disappointed the staff left. I would have volunteered to stayed and seen how much psychological warfare they could take.

Shine a car fog lights at them, when the soil themselves hose them down with cold water before closing, and playing music at 115dB so they can never fall asleep should have them out in about a couple days.
 
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'They refused our request to provide us with a bowl to urinate and defecate in a decent manner while we are glued, and have turned off the heating,' one of the protesters, Gianluca Grimalda, said on Twitter.

:lol:

What do they think this is, glamping? Why on Earth would the staff leave you a poop bucket and heating? I mean, doesn't heat use fuel? Electricity, oil, gas? By freezing your glued to the floor asses off you are helping to save the planet.

These neo-activists are such little pissbabies. They aren't willing to suffer for the cause at all.
 
Let me get this straight, a bunch of Europeans are sitting in the dark and covered in their own shit, surrounded by luxury automobiles with no gas, while suffering from cold and hunger? That's one symbolic performance, you gotta give them credit for that.
Minor observation, 5/6 of them have their left hand glued down. That's about what you'd expect, if 10% of people are left handed and if they're half assed pussies who won't even surrender their dominant hand.

They're sitting cold in the dark covered in their own shit, and yet it's entirely likely they retain the functionality of their fapping hand and can still go full Nick Bates. It's not like they have anything more entertaining than a circle jerk in there, after all...
 
The group is called Scientist Rebellion, they are linked to Extinction Rebellion apparently and according to their website these are their demands:

We are scientists and academics who believe we should expose the reality and severity of
the climate and ecological emergency by engaging in non-violent civil disobedience.

Unless those best placed to understand behave as if this is an emergency, we cannot
expect the public to do so. Some believe that appearing “alarmist” is detrimental - but we
are terrified by what we see, and believe it is both vital and right to express our fears
openly.

The population sizes of mammals, birds, fish, amphibians and reptiles have seen an
alarming average drop of 68% since 1970, along with an apparent collapse in the
pollinator populations. At this rate, ecosystems around the world will collapse well within
the lifespan of current generations, with catastrophic consequences for the human kind.

Self-reinforcing feedbacks within the climate system, in which hotter climates cause
additional heating (e.g. increased forest fires, thawing permafrost, melting ice) threaten to
drive the Earth irreversibly to a hot and uninhabitable state. These effects are being
observed decades earlier than predicted, in line with the worst-case scenarios predicted.

Increasingly severe heatwaves, droughts and natural disasters are occurring year after
year, while sea levels may rise by several meters this century, displacing hundreds of
millions of people living in coastal areas. There is a growing fear amongst scientists that
simultaneous extreme weather events in major agricultural areas could cause global food
shortages, thus triggering societal collapse. For example, the drought in Syria (2011-2015)
destroyed much of the country’s agriculture and livestock, driving millions into cities and
sparking a civil war from which the world is still reeling. We face a crisis possibly hundreds
of times more severe. To be informed is to be alarmed.

Current actions and plans are grossly inadequate, and even these obligations are not
being met. The rate of environmental destruction closely tracks economic growth, which
leads to us extracting more resources from Earth than are regenerated. Governments and
corporations aim to increase growth and profits, inevitably accelerating the destruction of
life on Earth.

• To achieve decarbonisation on the required scale demands economic degrowth, at
least in the short term. This does not necessarily require a reduction in living
standards.

• For a just transition, the cost of degrowth must be paid for by the wealthiest, who
have benefited enormously from the current destructive world order, while others
have faced the consequences.

• A just transition to a sustainable system requires the wealth from the 1% to be used
for the common benefit.

The most effective means of achieving systemic change in modern history is through non-
violent civil resistance. We call on academics, scientists and the public to join us in civil
disobedience to demand emergency decarbonisation and degrowth, facilitated by wealth
redistribution.

The site also includes guides on how to throw slime at things and "safely" crack windows, courtesy of Burning Pink, a British political party.

Oh and here is one of their stickers:
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Some information on Gianluca Grimalda, the "activist" featured in the article:
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Well, they've certainly gotten more creative from ye olden days when they just chained themselves to trees and whatnot.
 
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Is this a high effort Babylon Bee article?
Remember, even if it were, the Babylon Bee isn't funny because it's absurd. It's funny because you need to be at least vaguely aware of current drama to get the joke, and there is a kernel of truth in every absurdity.

For example: a story about Biden sniffing Trump. That would not be funny because lol homosex fujoshi so random amirite? That would be funny because it combines Biden's hair obsession and dementia with Trump's puff thing.
 
They should have put VW ad jingles on full blast before leaving...
No, that would give them something to focus on and it would be clearly malicious.

At least just leaving them in the cold and dark allows VW to do a smug "but keeping the factory operating during our regular downtime would be a waste of energy. Have you considered more green alternatives like gluing yourselves closer to eachother so you can huddle for warmth, or using a traditional blanket?"

And then if the activists actually follow that advice, the fallout when the first one shits himself is going to be that much better.
 
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