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EgyptSearch Forums is a crazy place for crazy people. Originally started by two Egyptian brothers from Cairo to create a sort "bridge", if you will, between English speaking countries and Egypt. It's purpose specifically was to serve as a way for people in English speaking countries (particularly Egyptian people within these countries) to learn about Egypt and talk to people within Egypt itself.

However, over time, the brothers lost interest in the forums and haven't touched it in years. Within this time, it's been hijacked by TRUE and HONEST Egyptians, AKA Schizophrenic Black people who think they built the Pyramids or some shit.

The majority of the posts on EgyptSearch are about batshit insane conspiracy theories, such as this gem where a user claims that Whites were created as result of radioactive beems from the sun and are really just Albino people of color (I would screenshot the entire post but it's literally one of the biggest textwalls I've ever seen in my life so I'll just show you the more crazier parts of it)
http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=011128
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here's another odd one where a user claims that all the lords and rulers of Europe, including the Pope, were black, and the thirty years war wasn't actually a religious civil war within the Holy Roman Empire, but a massive European civil war against the Black kings and queens of Europe.
http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=011172
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Lastly, here's a post where a user claims that "mental drugs" prescribed by doctors are the real cause of suicide in youth, and that the only way to properly cure mental illness and suicidal tendencies is prayers to the lord.
http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=011105
it's literally just a text wall of all caps sperging out over anti-doctor shit so I won't bother screencaping it.

And all of this crazy stuff is just from their history subforum. Yes, they do have a politics subforum.

The forum has been trolled hard in the past. A supposed 'white supremacist' and strong supporter of the white Egyptian's theory trolled the forum for literally years until he finally gave up and left. Another weird quirk of the forum's community is their insistence that whites are simply albinos, and not in of themselves a race. Also, the forum collectively chimped out when Encyclopedia Dramatica wrote a rather short article about them a while back, which you can find here.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Egyptsearch

EDIT: As @chimpburgers mentioned, the troll mentioned above was proven to be another cow, mikemikev. You can find his thread here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mikemike...ipedia-socks-and-counting.17243/#post-1251326:
 

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However, over time, the brothers lost interest in the forums and haven't touched it in years. Within this time, it's been hijacked by TRUE and HONEST Egyptians, AKA Schizophrenic Black people who think they built the Pyramids or some shit.
The forum has been trolled hard in the past. A supposed 'white supremacist' and strong supporter of the white Egyptian's theory trolled the forum for literally years until he finally gave up and left.
So is this forum just completely unmoderated and only still up because the domain name and hosting paid for hasn't expired yet
 
So this is WE WUZ KINGS: The forum? The whole "blacks ruled the world then alien mutant white people took it and re-wrote history" conspiracies are imo probably the most insane of all conspiracy theories.

It's like black people who, instead of just being flat out racist towards non-blacks, create the most tangled work of conspiracy mental gymnastics ever to justify their hatred.
 
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Yup mikemikev did post there.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/mikem...ipedia-socks-and-counting.17243/#post-1251326

I've been doing some more searching on Michael's post and found this thread on Egyptsearch.com that go into his antics with impersonating members of that forum. I didn't mention it in the OP nor did I see this page archived already

http://archive.is/nbCo2

They're saying that one of his socks on there was called White Nord.
 
Child Of The KING is apparently their resident schizo, who posits the interesting theory that racism is rooted in homosexuality.

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Saying that would imply the rest of the forum isn't Schizophrenic, but I do agree that he's one of the more insane users. He usually goes on full caps rages about Religion (usually about how Muslims are the root of all evil and are oppressing all other Religions in some capacity) or anti-vaxxer-esque conspiracy theories about the United States.
http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=011093
here's a perfect example of his anti-Muslim stuff, even though the Article he's mentioning is from Mexico, a Catholic-Christian country, Muslims are still the antagonists to him.
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It looks like our forum has a little overlapping userbase with theirs.

http://www.egyptsearch.com/forums/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=15;t=010648

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I'd rather not talk about my involvement in that community in depth here, but suffice to say I don't endorse the black or white supremacist insanity you see on there. Nor the homophobic, Islamophobic incoherence of that KING kid. The forum really went far downhill since what passed for a moderation went MIA several years back.
 
I'd rather not talk about my involvement in that community in depth here, but suffice to say I don't endorse the black or white supremacist insanity you see on there. Nor the homophobic, Islamophobic incoherence of that KING kid. The forum really went far downhill since what passed for a moderation went MIA several years back.

How do you, or the others at ES, explain this:

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- Brothwell, 2016 (data from Mukherjee et al. 1955 "The Ancient Inhabitants of Jebel Moya (Sudan)")

The Sedment sample dates to the 9th dynasty, its closest to the E series (26th-30th dynasties, Gizeh). As you know the latter show strong morphometric (see Howells) and non-metric (see Hanihara) affinity to Levant/Greece. To me this shows ancient Lower Egyptians are closer to northern circum-Mediterranean populations than Upper Egyptians, and this similarity existed at least as far back as the First Intermediate Period. Upper Egyptians though are closer, or overlap with Nubians, and more southern African populations.
 
How do you, or the others at ES, explain this:

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- Brothwell, 2016 (data from Mukherjee et al. 1955 "The Ancient Inhabitants of Jebel Moya (Sudan)")

The Sedment sample dates to the 9th dynasty, its closest to the E series (26th-30th dynasties, Gizeh). As you know the latter show strong morphometric (see Howells) and non-metric (see Hanihara) affinity to Levant/Greece. To me this shows ancient Lower Egyptians are closer to northern circum-Mediterranean populations than Upper Egyptians, and this similarity existed at least as far back as the First Intermediate Period. Upper Egyptians though are closer, or overlap with Nubians, and more southern African populations.
Fuck off, Atlantid. Go back to your thread.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/oliver-smith-atlantid.17515/
 
How do you, or the others at ES, explain this:

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- Brothwell, 2016 (data from Mukherjee et al. 1955 "The Ancient Inhabitants of Jebel Moya (Sudan)")

The Sedment sample dates to the 9th dynasty, its closest to the E series (26th-30th dynasties, Gizeh). As you know the latter show strong morphometric (see Howells) and non-metric (see Hanihara) affinity to Levant/Greece. To me this shows ancient Lower Egyptians are closer to northern circum-Mediterranean populations than Upper Egyptians, and this similarity existed at least as far back as the First Intermediate Period. Upper Egyptians though are closer, or overlap with Nubians, and more southern African populations.

Good job necro'ing a 4 month old thread to sperg about some stupid shit.
 
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