Eliminate three hobbies/fandoms to make the world a better place - And replace it with three different things

JambledUpWords said:
Eliminate
  1. Furries of all kinds
  2. Adult baby fetish
  3. Disney
Replace
  1. Furries will be replaced with zoology
  2. Adult baby fetish will be replaced by going to regular therapy appointments
  3. Disney will be replaced by reading classic literature
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Saying furries is cheating.

Eliminate
1) Doctor Who-The fandom has been supplanted by obnoxious Tumblr girls and thirsty men who think lesbians will reward them with sweet, sweet sex.
2) Cartoon reviewers-Annoying as hell
3) Harry Potter-You're 25, you need to move on to harder books (oh but they're 800 pages! 800 pages at a 5th grade level, yes)

Replace
1) Doctor Who will be replaced with Dune-Star Wars for hippies from the 60s, doesn't entertain SJW delusions.
2) Cartoon reviewing will be replaced with off-roading and 4WDing-that's manly
3) Harry Potter will be replaced with classic literature.
 
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Eliminate:
  1. Outrage/call-out culture
  2. Social media selfies
  3. Comic book movie franchises
Replace:
  1. Replace outrage/call-out culture with an open-minded appreciation of an individual's capacity to learn from past mistakes, and a willingness to forgive.
  2. Replace selfies with decent photographs of the actual thing you're supposed to be capturing.
  3. Replace comic book movie franchises with original, character/concept-driven drama that makes a deep, emotional impact on the viewer, and which actually has something worthwhile to say.
 
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Sonic fans. Replace with Earthworm Jim fans

5e D&D fans. Go back to 3.5/Pathfinder fandom. Even 4e would suffice.

Furry fandom. Replace with Ted Nugent fandom. More critter killin!
 
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No fandoms really bother me, it is the psychological underpinnings, the reasons for why people join them that is disturbing.

I guess if I were to have to pick one it would be any one of the card collecting ones.
If you're an adult and collect overpriced cards printed on paper with ad hoc values attached to them that can at any time be manipulated by the corporation that owns the intellectual property then you're one worthless retard. Sponsoring this shit with your money is worse than gambling it away from a societal perspective.

So Yu-gi-oh, Magic the Gathering, Pokemon, etc.

Replace with tabletop RPGs, CRPGs or just any other escapist outlet that doesn't involve this nonsense.
 
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Well Fandom in general I never quite could relate to, wheter it is being an fan of someone or something.
But really it's quite understandable, big ol'idiot. You see people (esp Normies and Normies who failed at their life) seek community and the support of likeminded individuals in the absence of strong cultural, religious and communal ties. They may also have missed out something in their lives and then start to live vicariously through their idols. It can't be whiped out, merely replaced. Young people further need rolemodels and someone to relate to and look up to.
 
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I’d replace the rick and morty fandom with people who have a less intimidating IQ.
 
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Johnlock, three times just to make sure we bayonet all the survivors
 
Hobbies:
Bitching about other people enjoying stuff, because you don't happen to like it.

Replace with:
People realizing that everyone has different interests, and that they probably have interests others think are equally stupid.

Fandoms: Get rid of all of them. I don't want some random jackass walking up to me and asking about my Deadpool shirt and trying to talk comics with me. Let fandoms go back to being groups of friends that share interests. We don't need organized cults of autism.
 
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1. Eliminate My Little Pony fanart and replace it with twice as many original character hedgehogs.

2. Eliminate instant ramen and replace it with hamburger helper, just the helper no meat.

3. Eliminate the cult of personality around Kim Jong Un, rename North Korea to CWCVille, and establish CWC the dictator.
 
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Honestly would not get rid of any there aren't an classical literature cows is there? There certainly is furry cows,mlp cows ect. Pedos yes, but the only downside would be it would make it more difficult to catch them if they aren't spilling their purse.
 
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