Elliot Ness

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

this is elliot ness, in the 80s he took down pablo escobar in a massive drugs ring and shot him in Canada. later on he made even more arrest and at the tender age of 21 he single handidly took down o.j. jones after killing ashlee simpson. today hes a musician that makes music for many of the movies and games we know and love today, like for public enemies and final fantasy : the spirits within.
lets just take the time to appreciate all the hard work this man has accomplished in the video game industry.
that is all.

 

[PT 404]

No.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Fun Fact: also the name of a character on the hyper obscure cartoon Happy Ness: Secret Of The Loch.

For the love of god, don't ask me why I know this.

 

[Shokew]

Links, or none of this story is true, m8.

 

[AnOminous]

View attachment 320639

this is elliot ness, in the 80s he took down pablo escobar in a massive drugs ring and shot him in Canada. later on he made even more arrest and at the tender age of 21 he single handidly took down o.j. jones after killing ashlee simpson. today hes a musician that makes music for many of the movies and games we know and love today, like for public enemies and final fantasy : the spirits within.
lets just take the time to appreciate all the hard work this man has accomplished in the video game industry.
that is all.

DELET THIS

 

[acrylicpaint]

His exploits against Al Capone's criminal activities in New York were later immortalized in the film "The Untouchables", and the video game "EarthBound".

 

[Shokew]

Imma say it again - LINKS, or none of this shit happened!

 

[Army Burger]

Excuse me, whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

Imma say it again - LINKS, or none of this shit happened!

(Elliot Ness when he was a pirate)

Here are some links to prove it:

Elliot ness his time in Vietnam
When he met an Extra Terrestrial
Elliot Ness vs Pablo Escobar
The Ashley Simpson murder and Elliot Ness
Elliot Ness on Christianity
Link to his music CD for Final Fantasy
Elliot Ness predicted Global Warming

 

[Gordon Cole]

All copypastas in the Top-Secret Inner Circle, pls.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

All copypastas in the Top-Secret Inner Circle, pls.

Its not copypasta. Its OC, I wrote it myself.

(Not that its some super accomplishment)

 

[Inflatable Julay]

lol so random op xP

 

[Shokew]

View attachment 320690
(Elliot Ness when he was a pirate)

Here are some links to prove it:

Elliot ness his time in Vietnam
When he met an Extra Terrestrial
Elliot Ness vs Pablo Escobar
The Ashley Simpson murder and Elliot Ness
Elliot Ness on Christianity
Link to his music CD for Final Fantasy
Elliot Ness predicted Global Warming

LOL - clearly this guy is a witch.

 

[Coldgrip]

Elliot Ness was my favorite Beatle.

 

[Pikapool]

Elliot Ness threw the hydrogen bombs to Japan single handedly

 

[Kiwi Jeff]

After serving in Desert Storm, Elliot Ness went on to become the composer for several well known animes.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Eliot made sure the mail got delivered on time.

And who could forget his presence at the Nazi/Soviet dismemberment of Poland? (except me,since this is an edit.)

 

[AnOminous]

lol so random op xP

*holds up spork*

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

I for one am happy that Elliot Ness is so appreciated here. From the time he discovered Nepal to the time he arrested Martha Stewart for mail fraud, Elliot Ness has been one of the most prominent people in American history. He discovered Madonna back in the late 1800's but he has apologized for that on numerous occasions. It doesn't undo all the right he has done.

It is thanks to him that the modern wolf can dance the Fandango and that there are no more poor people in Nottingham today. This modern day America, this field of dreams, we owe it all to him. So I felt it necessary to post this message in a bottle, if you will and tell a little about some of the amazing things that Elliot Ness has done.

He also invented the frisbee.

 

[Shokew]

Eliot made sure the mail got delivered on time.

And who could forget his presence at the Nazi/Soviet dismemberment of Poland? (except me,since this is an edit.)

The Postman truly was an underrated-as-fuck film, as much as no one wants to admit it... Because it is based off true events that did happen; Elliot Ness was only a part of the better days to come.