So when I was in highschool, I was never the type to straight up pick on people, but me and my best friend always liked pointing out incredibly hideous people to eachother and laughing about it.
When I was in my Junior year or so, there was this girl in the Freshman class who had this incredibly attractive body but the most god awful looking face you could imagine. She was the inspiration for the word butterface, I cannot emphasize enough how ugly her face was.
Anyway, throughout the year, I kept trying to point her out to my friend, in the halls, at lunch, leaving school, whenever we happened to see her, but she would either melt into the crowd or have her back turned or just not be there whenever I got my friend to look.
Then finally one day, lunch had just ended, everyone was leaving the lunchroom, there was about 60 or so kids crowding out of the double doors, and I'm standing next to my friend, and I see her, and I'm really excited about it, so I grab his arm, point at her and practically yell "HEY! <Insert friend's name> IT'S THAT REALLY UGLY GIRL!!!"
Then when I turned my head back around, she is looking directly at me, I lock eyes with her, my finger still outstretched pointing at her, multiple kids around us are staring.
So I proceeded to do what any sensible person would do and just run away at full speed through the crowd, down the hall and abandon my best friend with the consequences of my actions.
Apparently after I ran nothing happened, she just kinda kept walking and everyone went about their business as if I didn't just do that. Me and my friend still laugh about it to this day decades later. I do wonder if that poor girl remembers it too though.
