Encyclopedia Dramatica - The Kiwi Farms that time forgot, ownership passed around a multitude of drug addicts and losers like a cheap prostitute, constantly offline, dead any day now, graveyard of shitty millennial humor.

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minuki nuki said:
The creator of the site was Sherrod DeGrippo and Owner 1. She tried to sell out with OhInternet in 2011 and thus ended the og regime.

Ediots scrambled to find a worthy successor and Brian Zaiger, a drug addict and all around useless retard was suddenly thrust into power (Owner 2). You might remember this as the era in which the site was basically unusable due to being plastered in malware porn ads. It got even worse when Gamergate was in full swing. This unpleasant viewing experience drove away readers. Most admins with any sort of competence left the site for good. He replaced these admins with random autists who were willing to provide bribe money from their monthly tugboats. The site got him sued in 2017 so people felt bad and tried to help him out by donating money. I think it was around this time he started getting even more sloppy with running the site than before and the ediots were sick of it. People started looking more into how site donations were being spent and lo and behold, the funds were completely misused . Of course a full time janny and junky is going to use any money he can get his hands on for drugs and financially supporting the ugliest ewhores you can imagine, the most well known of whom is AdeZero. Admins finally wrestled control from him and a guy named Conrad who had basically been running the site for Zaiger became owner 3. Fun fact: Zaiger won the prestigious Faggot of the Year award for 2017, beating out ED's very own school shooter William Atchison

Conrad seemed more competent because he actually knew how to work with 'puters but he was still a retard. He got arrested pretty early in his crat career after messing with his old job's computer networks in late 2018. He never passed on the keys to the site to anyone and this lead to ED being down for the greater part of 2019. He pretended to have backups of the beloved edf2 while he was prison in an attempt to extort the mods for a nonexistent backup of the site. Ediots maintained hope that when he was released from prison in 2021 he would bring back edf2 but Conrad never delivered due to the backup being nonexistant.

2020 is when Aediot aka Assnapkins took it upon himself to bring back the site and became owner 4. Jacob Stellmach was more of a useless retard than Zaiger. He could barely keep the .wiki site up despite being a terminally online NEET. He incorporated the site and very quickly found himself, the self appointed CEO of ED, at the receiving end of a lawsuit. He fancied himself something of a dark web l33t h4x0r and once again, unsuccessfully tried to sell the site. This is when the great ED schism of 2020 occurred. Umkmesik set up the .online domain and a new and improved forum to show how the site should be run. Aediot gave up on trying to compete with the superior .online after his no good, horrible, bad year of 2021 in which Adezero revealed his leaky anus on the Farms, he was caught grooming a 16 year old boy (sound familiar lol), and got v& for shoplifting.

UMK still owns the domains. However, he has other people run the actual servers and no one takes him seriously (as outlined @ https://encyclopediadramatica.online/Umkemesik). This is why current leadership is murky as of right now but he can debatably be considered owner 5 due to owning the domains.

Definitely still tldr but hope this helps.
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UMK only owns the short domain dramatica.online and was in the process of transferring that to the true owner of encyclopediadramatica.online joseph evers before this thread was made
 
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The Owner and main Administrator of Encyclopedia Dramatica as we know is Kaizen, and his real name is Jacob Gruentzel. He lives with his parents at 5369 Fleming Rd, Mount Airy, MD, 21771. He's the IT Manager for the office of the Mayor and City Council in Taneytown, MD. His boss is James A. Wieprecht, is the City Manager. He can be reached at jawieprecht@taneytown.org.
 
edf5192 said:
The Owner and main Administrator of Encyclopedia Dramatica as we know is Kaizen, and his real name is Jacob Gruentzel. He lives with his parents at 5369 Fleming Rd, Mount Airy, MD, 21771. He's the IT Manager for the office of the Mayor and City Council in Taneytown, MD. His boss is James A. Wieprecht, is the City Manager. He can be reached at jawieprecht@taneytown.org.
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Might want to format this a bit better, provide proof of this and images. Also unsure completely but doxes may have to be behind the user-only window, though I've heard that may only be a requirement on page 1 of threads.
 
edf5192 said:
The Owner and main Administrator of Encyclopedia Dramatica as we know is Kaizen, and his real name is Jacob Gruentzel. He lives with his parents at 5369 Fleming Rd, Mount Airy, MD, 21771. He's the IT Manager for the office of the Mayor and City Council in Taneytown, MD. His boss is James A. Wieprecht, is the City Manager. He can be reached at jawieprecht@taneytown.org.
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receipts, fgt, this ain't doxbin
 
disavow said:
receipts, fgt, this ain't doxbin
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Here's the property tax records showing his parents address.

These links mention him and his position as IT Manager of the City of Taneytown, MD
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Man who repeatedly rammed Taneytown City Hall with his ...https://www.baltimoresun.com › carroll › news › crime
OFFICE OF THE MAYOR AND CITY COUNCILhttp://cms6.revize.com › taneytown › Minutes
 
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edf5192 said:
Here's the property tax records showing his parents address.

These links mention him and his position as IT Manager of the City of Taneytown, MD

Man who repeatedly rammed Taneytown City Hall with his ...https://www.baltimoresun.com › carroll › news › crime
OFFICE OF THE MAYOR AND CITY COUNCILhttp://cms6.revize.com › taneytown › Minutes
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And why is it Kaizen? I'm not really doubting you, it probably is, but it's always more fun when you show your work. I don't know the guy or have any opinion one way or another but judging by his lineage of former ED admins I'm gonna go out on a limb and say he's a degenerate. I haven't kept up with ED related drama in years, care to expand on who he is and why he is getting that ass doxed?
 
Toolbox said:
Might want to format this a bit better, provide proof of this and images. Also unsure completely but doxes may have to be behind the user-only window, though I've heard that may only be a requirement on page 1 of threads.
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Dox only needs to be privated on the first page of threads.
edf5192 said:
Here's the property tax records showing his parents address.

These links mention him and his position as IT Manager of the City of Taneytown, MD

Man who repeatedly rammed Taneytown City Hall with his ...https://www.baltimoresun.com › carroll › news › crime
OFFICE OF THE MAYOR AND CITY COUNCILhttp://cms6.revize.com › taneytown › Minutes
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Any receipts proving he's the admin of ED? We have no reason to doubt Jacob Gruentzel is associated with this random town but you haven't conclusively connected him to ED yet.
 
Markass the Worst said:
Dox only needs to be privated on the first page of threads.

Any receipts proving he's the admin of ED? We have no reason to doubt Jacob Gruentzel is associated with this random town but you haven't conclusively connected him to ED yet.
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Here's UMK's lawsuit against Encyclopedia Dramatica it shows Jacob Gruentzel as the lead defendant, true story
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wretch said:
UMK, A.K.A. Tony Cossio was caught red-handed messaging a child on discord and attempting to lure them. Explicitly for a footjob.
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You mean the 17 year old that you let into YOUR (18+ NSFW) server. The one that is still in YOUR (Porn and Shock Gore) server. The one you gave moderator privs too, despite knowing her age?

This isn't EDF, sod off.
 
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edf5192 said:
I'm actually not UMK, and it's unfortunate that you guys are too nearsighted and dumb to just blame him. The dox get to stay up though :).

So people are getting doxed. Who's next?
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fuck off conrad hows ethan ralphs sloppy seconds
 
UMK said:
You mean the 17 year old that you let into YOUR (18+ NSFW) server. The one that is still in YOUR (Porn and Shock Gore) server. The one you gave moderator privs too, despite knowing her age?

This isn't EDF, sod off.
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Uhh I don't think that's the own you think it is big guy
 
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