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- Sep 17, 2018
Ethan Oliver Ralph, owner, editor and proprietor of the The Ralph Retort dot com recently posted on twitter:
Initially, it seems like our favorite rage pig is enjoying a bit of schadenfreude in this nobody's misfortune, but the nobody in question fires back with a video entitled "Ethan Ralph Got Me Fired"
Ethan responds on Tequila Sunrise in between fellating Mark Collet and the nobody fires up a response stream to go over his grievances again and play back the parts of Sunrise concerning him
Time stamps for the Tequila Sunrise not included as the relevant parts are incorporated in the longer response stream and I am also only able to tolerate the Sunrise in clip or commentary form.
Who is this nobody you may ask? Mr. Deadman is an extremely boring streamer who likes horror movies, Japanese women, motorcycles, ayyylawgging Ethan Ralph and allegedly huffing braps, typically streaming for hours to up to 10 viewers. He has written and published scatological short horror stories and his main claim to fame to date has been accepting the thankless job of being the OBS slave for Godwinson and PPP, joining the company of such esteemed forum users as Spectre_06 and Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn until he had a falling out with PPP. Deadman/Jesse is also a family man and maintained stable and long term employment with child protective services until Ethan Ralph started making drunken phone calls to his workplace, if the story is to be believed.
Deadman also serves as something of a punching bag in the minor aylawg sphere, having feuded with DJ Axel and the Daiymo. In fact it didn't take long for the Daiymo to insert himself and insinuate that he was involved
At this point, an even less relevant figure accused Daimyo of providing the necessary dox to Ethan Ralph.
So what happens from here? Does Ethan finally get his comeuppance? Or much more likely, do we see everyone in the minor ayylawwg sphere autisitically dissect hours of boring livestreams while feuding with each other until Cog shows up to somehow make everything even more autistic and less fun?
Initially, it seems like our favorite rage pig is enjoying a bit of schadenfreude in this nobody's misfortune, but the nobody in question fires back with a video entitled "Ethan Ralph Got Me Fired"
Ethan responds on Tequila Sunrise in between fellating Mark Collet and the nobody fires up a response stream to go over his grievances again and play back the parts of Sunrise concerning him
Time stamps for the Tequila Sunrise not included as the relevant parts are incorporated in the longer response stream and I am also only able to tolerate the Sunrise in clip or commentary form.
Who is this nobody you may ask? Mr. Deadman is an extremely boring streamer who likes horror movies, Japanese women, motorcycles, ayyylawgging Ethan Ralph and allegedly huffing braps, typically streaming for hours to up to 10 viewers. He has written and published scatological short horror stories and his main claim to fame to date has been accepting the thankless job of being the OBS slave for Godwinson and PPP, joining the company of such esteemed forum users as Spectre_06 and Bryan "King of Pol" Dunn until he had a falling out with PPP. Deadman/Jesse is also a family man and maintained stable and long term employment with child protective services until Ethan Ralph started making drunken phone calls to his workplace, if the story is to be believed.
Deadman also serves as something of a punching bag in the minor aylawg sphere, having feuded with DJ Axel and the Daiymo. In fact it didn't take long for the Daiymo to insert himself and insinuate that he was involved
At this point, an even less relevant figure accused Daimyo of providing the necessary dox to Ethan Ralph.
So what happens from here? Does Ethan finally get his comeuppance? Or much more likely, do we see everyone in the minor ayylawwg sphere autisitically dissect hours of boring livestreams while feuding with each other until Cog shows up to somehow make everything even more autistic and less fun?