Ethan Ralph Fate General Thread - An amalgamation of "When Ralph will Die" threads

[Axiom.]

Why create this thread?
Before I go onto my own reasons of creating this thread, let me explain Ralphs's current situation. I want this thread to be a general thread and to use this, I will provide a history of a speculation of Ralphs future demise. Let me explain, Ralph's death has been speculated many times throughout recent years.

Links
End of Gunt by @BrieLarsonFan2004
The Sunset Arc by @Revuelto
When will Ralph die (mid 2023 edition) by @Londo
(Locked) Ralph's fate? by @FuhrerMustang

Null on Ralphs death

I can't find the clip currently, but Null has confirmed that he will do a person stream on Ralph when he dies. Off topic, but more than likely the person stream will cover: Ronnie and Sandra, Gamergate, IBS, The Ralph Retort, how Ralph was genuinely well liked at first, The Killstream, dealings with Zoom and Plate Gang, banned off of multiple platforms (Youtube and Odyseey), collapse of Stream.me, Faith and Matthew Vickers, Revenge Porn, Nick Fuentes and Cozy.tv, Meigh and Digibro, Mexico, Adrienne Blair (won), Revenge Porn and the Corn Harvest and where we are now. The reason as to why Ralph will be given a dedicated stream is because his story is considered finished and where we can learn from this entire experience, similar to the Lowtax stream.

Ralph's current situation
Here is as to why Ralph's death is looming, using these threads and posts presenting as to why.

Threads (Don't necro, please)
Ralphabankruptcy Arc by @Cucktry Roads - Going through bankruptcy
(Was) How Long Before Pantsu Divorces Ralph? by @BigFanOfTheKillstream - Going through his divorce from Meigh
(Was) Ralph's cozy.tv - Ralph's depleting numbers as he's banned from most major platforms

Posts
Blocked by Ali Alexander (who gave him his Xitter account unbanned)
Groveling to Fuentes and how the groypers responded
Having less than 10 viewers on Robotstreamer
Gabe Hoffman constantly trying to get Ralph reported
Ralph is now faking donation to make it seem like he's hitting the goal

As we can see things, aren't looking great for Ralph and as far as anyone knows, he might not live another year. We genuinely do not know what will happen to Ralph this year, and we will just see later on. I made this thread because more than likely a couple of people are considering to start another thread on the fate of Ralph and Da Sektur as a whole. As for Da Sektur, more than likely, all/most of the orbiters will go into other boards if they hold enough material on their own.

For Example
Nick Fuentes - Internet Famous / Careercow
PPP / Ashton Joel Parks & Andy Warksi & Kino Casino - Internet Famous / Grift Wars
Meigh / Amanda Morris - Beauty Parlor
Milo Yiannopolous - Careercow / Grift Wars
Godwinson - Internet Famous
Cog / Isaac Harrison - Internet Famous / Internet Tough Guys

Any speculation to Ralph's demise, discuss here.

 

[Sammich]

Null has confirmed that he will do a person stream on Ralph when he dies.

The ego required to make that statement, if it was in earnest, is nuts. Getting way way ahead of yourself I think.

 

[Gr1nch2022]

i would just like to include (since nothing in this thread is anything we all dont know) that i hate Ashton from PPP with every fiber of my being. I might hate him more then i hate The bog hog .

 

[Pale Empress]

Ralph is for all intents and purposes a cockroach. His loss condition consists of not being able to stream and that's literally it, nothing else.

He is a solipsistic spastic and makes decisions solely out of spite in order to make life difficult for people he views as his enemies (pretty much everybody he comes into contact with).

Ralph will not die soon, whether by his own hand or otherwise. The only way I see that changing is if he somehow croaks in a freak accident. He may gradually saunter off into irrelevance, the same way that TonkaSaw did, but Ralph will remain a constant for the foreseeable future.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph will not die soon, whether by his own hand or otherwise. The only way I see that changing is if he somehow croaks in a freak accident. He may gradually saunter off into irrelevance, the same way that TonkaSaw did, but Ralph will remain a constant for the foreseeable future.

This seems less and less likely these days because he's playing things not nearly as fast and loose with the drugs and alcohol. I had always assumed he would end up in a horrible vehicle accident but he doesn't drive as frequently (since he has no reason to) nor has a bish and bish at home that make him want to be so reckless.

 

[Braphamut]

Man will only be free when the last grifter is lethally sodomized by the broken broom handle of the last janitor.

 

[Obscura539]

Ralph is currently descending into dark crevasse of obscurity. All of his past relationships have resulted in some sort of court order. It is likely the only intimacy he can attain is with prostitutes. When he does have a health related scare I’m not sure who he can turn to. He’ll probably stop streaming one day and some retard in California will make a tweet. Sad.

 

[MercuryDrinker]

Ralph will go out with a whimper and not a bang simply because he can't afford the booze and pills to Ralph it up. The current drought will continue until all A-logs loose interest in him. By the time he keels over, no one will care.

 

[Industrial Waste Grinder]

Unironically: Ralph's got about another 20 years on him, minimum. If he was doing nothing but booze his body would be more of a medical disaster than it is now. Smoking weed and popping Xans have prevented a lot of organ damage due to limiting his booze intake.
Despite how the haters might view his online behavior, he's got to really carry himself with a certain respectful swagger to have made it this long in the third world, so I discount any of the a-logs fantasies of him getting got by street violence.

 

[Edgeymcedgename]

oldie but a goodie

 

[Mango Unchained]

Since it's well established that the Ragepig flew to Meheeko, might as well add to the corn harvest.
If the latin american government doesn't get him first, the cartel's navajeros/pistoleros will.
One Gunt, seven nicknames.
Ethan Oliver Ralph, alias

1. El Gringo Acorralado
2. El Gordo Maldito
3. El Tonel con Patas
4. El Gran Obeso
5. El Puerco chingao
6. El Loco Perdido
7. El Borracho Mentiroso

Spoiler: Ah cain't read spanish, you prick

Then help yourselves to a dictionary, pendejos!