🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Sam Losco said:
Summary of this so far is:
  • He doesn't know Faith's location.
  • He doesn't know if Faith is still with Ralph.
  • He doesn't know/won't say if Mr Vickers is doing legal shit (aside from the lawyer statement I posted above).
  • He assumes that since Faith hasn't talked to him since that she doesn't have access to any of her accounts. :optimistic:
  • He considers Ralph a victim in this as well.
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These are not in order, btw.
  • Claims he has a good 6 - 7 inches on Ralph. Unclear if he meant height or dick length.
  • When asked, confirmed that the incident did fall into his fetish some.
  • PPP seems like a very nice guy.
  • Again claims he only smokes weed and his teeth are rotted from wearing braces too long. Sure Jan.
  • Is against lolicon, but not the art style. Says lolicon is degenerate. Clarifies, he doesn't think the art style should be banned, just what people do with it (draw lolicon).
  • Says he knows Faith didn't have contact with Ralph during the time the video was sent, but won't say how he knows that, thus he doesn't believe Faith told him to send it.
Looks like he's going to play the Sims so I'm done.
 
GameDevAnon said:
What would you guys say are the top five events from this season?
The Janny Jewsh shit still makes me laugh my ass off. I'm pretty sure Josh doesn't think it's funny, but I do.
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In no particular order:

  • Ralph's sex tape leak
  • PPP vs Dick Masterson
  • Ralph aborting the show in under an hour/Flamenco and the gunt guard taking an autism test on stream
  • Paper Plategate
  • Beating the shit out of Faith's appearance and meth teeth
 
GameDevAnon said:
What would you guys say are the top five events from this season?
The Janny Jewsh shit still makes me laugh my ass off. I'm pretty sure Josh doesn't think it's funny, but I do.
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In no particular order:

The drop of the sex tape
Godwinson singing "Faith Come Home"
Shannon sweeping it up
Matt finally becoming high energy and shitting all over Ralph not once but TWICE
Dick Masterson going insane and defending pedophilia

Sam Losco said:
Is against lolicon, but not the art style. Says lolicon is degenerate. Clarifies, he doesn't think the art style should be banned, just what people do with it (draw lolicon).
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What does that even mean? What the fuck is "loli" artstyle? Art drawn by children? Might explain why he was interested in Faith.
 
GameDevAnon said:
What would you guys say are the top five events from this season?
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1. The first PPP stream blowing Ralph the fuck out.
2. The embarrassing clip of the MS Paint poster that Faith made for Ralph.
3. The hilarious MC Jarbo song about Ralph.
4. The reactions of Ralph's closest friends (It really helps show how cowardly all those people are).
5. The Drumr828 video about Ralph's gunt escapades.
 
Jesus Christ just when I thought this shit was reaching it's apex. Just when I thought I was out...
 
37:05 If mr. Vickers get counseling about revenge with his long lost relative, Ralph is fucked. The whole segment starts at 27:50
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Context why he's fucked?
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They review an instructional video about how to get revenge on this segment and the schemes range from social security fraud to plant a gun at someone's truck and call the police. The fictional character that plays the P.I. teaching those revenge ploys is called Vickers. It's a joke.
 
Curious Addie said:
Maybe @Ahalfwaycrook is the dark horse that IBS needs. He could just do streams that analyze all the dumb shit that all these other faggots say and pick it apart, with his own unique perspective. It would be a damn sight better than the killstream.
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Too boring, too "seduced a 13 year old girl at 19"

Replacing Ralph with Ralph 2.0 isn't the option anyone should want, and no one needs
 
I'd abeeb bear said:
Too boring, too "seduced a 13 year old girl at 19"

Replacing Ralph with Ralph 2.0 isn't the option anyone should want, and no one needs
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This isn't Ralph 2.0, this is new. We are entering the promised land. A high functioning schizoid shitting on all the sacred cows, and without any baggage or preconceived alliances? This is the reboot the internet needs. I am fully subscribed.
 
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