🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[RichardRApe]

Ralph is too much of a pussy to intentionally kill himself.

So you're saying there's a chance!!

 

[Honored guest]

So whens the Tampa trip, How long will it last, and who do we know is going?

 

[ElAbominacion]

So you're saying there's a chance!!

Drinking and driving. Or maybe someone can introduce him to Ambien and he sticks to it for a few months. He's too stupid not to mix it with a benzo.

 

[EL NEGRO]

I don't think Ralph has thrown a punch since middle school. And I'd figure he'd be a bottom. CRP was making it sound like Andy was the top when he was talking about "the footage".

Why oh why has CRP not released the Knoxville footage. Redo, re-edit it into another story, but cmon old man. Throw the fans a bone,

 

[The Wokest]

Ralph doesn't care about this thread, he made a thousand dollaz last week.

 

[EL NEGRO]

Newly minted capo Wolfpup copes hard enough about Google to get a response from Dax:

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Oh yeah, wolfpup is a genius. Just like when dick took the pro loli side, we need to get Dick to disavow God, let him blow up and rant. I can picture it now.

 

[Truly Rural]

Give me puzzle pieces but I saw this and thought it was fitting. Ralph's jap waifu?

Aren't Jap women famous for being absolutely merciless, self serving bitches? Would be nice if his survival literally depended on some bitch's minute to minute satisfaction. I'd like to see him in the clutches of someone who's happiness literally meant mercy for Ralph.

>Who took a sip out of my bottle? You can not jump out the window you can not fit through it you fat american pig. I don't even know why I barred them. Stop trying to escape it's pathetic, I cringe, I don't like to cringe. You shat your pants again!? You are lucky we are alone, unlike last time when you humiliated me in public and we had to move 500 miles away from my favorite city.

You drink out of my bottle, you try to abandon me by escaping out of 13th floor window, you dodge my katana and make me cringe, and now you even stank up our home... If you want to live, you'll buy me a new house, the one that doesn't stink, with bigger barred windows. By midnight.

 

[draggs]

Ralph doesn't care about this thread, he made a thousand dollaz last week.

And he spent 2500 on makers mark and pills and paying for dinner for girls who will never let him gunt or thumb them. It's a rough life for a Ralphamale out there on the road saving whiteness spreading coof

 

[EL NEGRO]

Aren't Jap women famous for being absolutely merciless, self serving bitches? Would be nice if his survival literally depended on some bitch's minute to minute satisfaction. I'd like to see him in the clutches of someone who's happiness literally meant mercy for Ralph.

>Who took a sip out of my bottle? You can not jump out the window you can not fit through it you fat american pig. I don't even know why I barred them. Stop trying to escape it's pathetic, I cringe, I don't like to cringe. You shat your pants again!? You are lucky we are alone, unlike last time when you humiliated me in public and we had to move 500 miles away from my favorite city.

You drink out of my bottle, you try to abandon me by escaping out of 13th floor window, you dodge my katana and make me cringe, and now you even stank up our home... If you want to live, you'll buy me a new house, the one that doesn't stink, with bigger barred windows. By midnight.

I'm married to a Japanese woman. At first they are very well mannered, very proper, the problem as your post alluded too is they have this Japanese expectation of what a husband should be. I've never been more whipped in my entire life, all because she will get this look of disappointment. Yeah, fantasize from afar but pass

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Andy's body is so deteriorated by STIs and a lifetime of hard drug abuse that he's probably weaker than Faith. Put a few shots in Ethan "The Mensch" Ralph and he'll be shoving that face into the pillow quicker than Ronnie at a middle school slumber party.

May Allah never let that happen

 

[EL NEGRO]

Was Ethan kicked from dlive?

 

[MySonDavid]

I'm married to a Japanese woman. At first they are very well mannered, very proper, the problem as your post alluded too is they have this Japanese expectation of what a husband should be. I've never been more whipped in my entire life, all because she will get this look of disappointment. Yeah, fantasize from afar but pass

Have you ever considered divorcing her and laying the groundwork for a poly relationship with a mentally ill highschooler and a degenerate pedotroon with a beak and overbite that arrives ten minutes earlier than the rest of her to wherever she is going?

 

[MeltyTW]

ethans hair looks a lot shorter here on show than on his twitter

 

[Epsteindidnothingwrong]

I think I made these... I did

 

[Haru Okumura]

Ethan couldn't remember when Adam Green was last on the stream because he blacked out on Election Night

"I probably wouldn't have a Dlive channel had I continued..."

 

[EL NEGRO]

Have you ever considered divorcing her and laying the groundwork for a poly relationship with a mentally ill highschooler and a degenerate pedotroon with a beak and overbite that arrives ten minutes earlier than the rest of her to wherever she is going?

Divorce yes, I just don't know how I would see my kids, so I don't. If your in the military, never marry the indigenous people. It doesn't work unless they are

Have you ever considered divorcing her and laying the groundwork for a poly relationship with a mentally ill highschooler and a degenerate pedotroon with a beak and overbite that arrives ten minutes earlier than the rest of her to wherever she is going?

Joking aside, if you join the military, do not marry the indigenous people. I just want to see my kids, so I stay

 

[ElAbominacion]

I'm married to a Japanese woman. At first they are very well mannered, very proper, the problem as your post alluded too is they have this Japanese expectation of what a husband should be. I've never been more whipped in my entire life, all because she will get this look of disappointment. Yeah, fantasize from afar but

OK EL NEGRO, I want to hear about the expectations, because I'm genuinely interested in this. Please pour yourself the Japanese equivalent of Maker's Mark (Suntory) and tell me more.

 

[Sam Losco]

Elric forgot to setup an email for me for tonight's drop so I had to grab these from Twitter. I think I got them in the right order.

https://twitter.com/GeniusAnus/status/1336874847524237319
https://archive.vn/00eDo

But first lets do Mr. Vickers and Faith's text exchange. This first one took place before Faith left Ralph, and while she was still in denial about him releasing the sex tape

This second exchange happened the night that Ralph allegedly physically choked and assaulted Faith in a drunken rage.

And then we get to a text conversation that ran throughout the Arizona stream and was a direct cause of the fight everyone got to see Ralph and May get into at the Baked Alaska stream house.

Edit - Sorry I keep editing. I boomered the fuck out of this post somehow.
Edit - Replaced the first Skype screenshot with one that is readable. My bad.

 

[northstar747]

I'm married to a Japanese woman. At first they are very well mannered, very proper, the problem as your post alluded too is they have this Japanese expectation of what a husband should be. I've never been more whipped in my entire life, all because she will get this look of disappointment. Yeah, fantasize from afar but pass

This was my social observation about the japanese. from the 1990's. 1) alot of cheating going on at every level.

Also in terms of them dating eachother there seemed to be two modes. The sweet naive bordering on innocent. Honestly they were soo cute.

Then there was the fucking crazy jaded boarding on fucking twisted mentality. I am talking about coming from both men and women.

Its almost like at some point someone was a fucking asshole/cunt and jaded someone so hard they fucking kept passing it on.

Also while there is a fading view of (X) type of woman being traditional and subservient submissive aka a real woman. Understand that women are humans too and wants desires and agency just because they ve be socialized to be "polite" doesnt mean they dont have ways to get what they want.

Marry a thai woman as an older man whose been snipped. but somehow your wife gets pregnant? its a miracle? who does the baby look? why his much older brother of course....

Anyway I am sad there will be no baked alaska.

 

[L. Duse]

In a way, yeah. Primarily because Nora had a promising future as a med student and Ralph had mentioned in the past that he was more or less going to use her as the breadwinner. Too bad the dumb fuck couldn't keep it together because of his ego and cheated, basically ruining what was a "sure thing" (I guess).

This might explain why he is so nice to Nora but hates @adezero with a passion.

Nora was literally his golden ticket. She being non-white too.