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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 54 43.9%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 14 11.4%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 55 44.7%

  • Total voters
    123
Yeah, seeing as though you are a PHD and not like a real doctor, I'm going to have to say avoid medical advice from this charlatan.
But Ethan, buddy, you should definitely have a drink. Just to take the edge off. On me.
Stressful week calls for a bit of celebration. Can't abort the retort!
This Alawg is just trying to hurt you by telling you to have only one drink. Cut back now and that blood clot the known terrorist Joshua Moon caused to happen during the car crash is heading right to your precious and definitely functioning brain. I'm begging you Mr. Ralph, pour the cheapest bottle of whiskey you can find into a Maker's Mark bottle and take your prescription immediately. I also recommend avoiding horses at all potential courtroom cost.
 
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This sounds like one of Brianna Wu's "Miss'ippi John" tall tales.
 
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This sounds like one of Brianna Wu's "Miss'ippi John" tall tales.
"When I got pissed"

I am sure Ralph got attacked by the police for being annoyed at their inaction, and he in no way was violent and aggressive towards them at any point in the encounter. In fact, Ralph is never violent and aggressive over virtually nothing - never - he is a calm and wise individual who always considers his next move.
 
"When I got pissed"

I am sure Ralph got attacked by the police for being annoyed at their inaction, and he in no way was violent and aggressive towards them at any point in the encounter. In fact, Ralph is never violent and aggressive over virtually nothing - never - he is a calm and wise individual who always considers his next move.
"Hey sir, you need to move, you can't sleep here on the floor."
"IT'S NOT TROO. *tries to to throw a bear claw and misses. DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM, BITCH?"
 
Ralph, you're a felon. You can't vote. You've already had rights stripped away, and you will continue to until you learn. Which is never, because you're fucking dumb. You make Ricky look intelligent.
Ironically those Democrats that he hates so much are working toward restoring felon voting rights. Looks like it passed both houses earlier this year but wont be on the general ballot for amendment until next year. Maybe ralph will go back to his roots and carry water for Democrats again when he can vote in 2024.
 
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If police had been on a power trip and Ralph threw a tantrum they would have likely just charged him with something, but in Ralph's story they almost kill him by beating him up AND throwing him down a flight of stairs because he got angry they couldn't do anything about him being robbed (in his hotel room? Probably a prostitute ripped him off).
If this had actually happened, Ralph, being the perpetual victim he is, would have talked about it some other time, like when he talks about being arrested/the police, when he pretends he's a tough guy, etc.
Besides this whiny opportunistic bitch wigger would have tried to sue the police department or some other shit.

For some reason Ralph wants to suddenly pretend like he has the reputation of a tough guy that has had a lot of issues with the cops, I wonder why?
 
All of these injuries can't be good for a guy that just had a cardiac episode, add that on to the stress of his multiple court cases and I bet if were lucky we might actually get a heart attack out of ethan soon as an early Christmas present.
Don't forget his dwindling income and with SecureServer down he's essentially half out of a job right before the holidays.
 
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