🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

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He's marrying Pant Suit for real this time

Ralph should make another cringe worthy photoshop like he did when the bowling was originally meant for a wedding.

 

[AnOminous]

Lol so Ralph has been eating tons of ovaltine and still shitting his pants and now has declared war on the fat cats at Big Drink Mix.

Ralph didn't need Ovaltine when he shat himself constantly as a kid. He needed a savage beating. Or getting buggered by Ronnie.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

So was his break totalling to nearly a week due to a huge fallout with Amanda Morris the paedophilic mare? He probably begged on all 4 hooves to sweetalk her back with the condition of an unholy matrimony.

It does line up with the lack of tweeting from Meigh’s twitter account as well. Dog could’ve been dead for who knows how long and served as an excuse (or Ralph killed it out of frustration)

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Poor Dick, it'll suck when he breaks both legs a day before.

How’d Dick get out of the Vegas wedding that was to have taken place?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.

I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Oh no Ralphabros I thought this one was unhinged enough to want Ralph as a son in law

 

[Mr. Manchester]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

Lmao there's the Ralph I know and love!

Note the elegant tactic he's used where he makes sure to tag Meigh's old man's twitter account so people will go and fuck with him. Oh what I wouldn't give to hear that call to the police. "Officer this man has been muh future father in law for like a fuckin' YEAR! Do you know what he did ta me? He DESTROYED muh wrestlin' belt! Ah had Ralphamaina T-Shirts and ahn he gawt rid uh them TOO! He's comin' for muh bowling trophy next! ARREST HEEM!"

Hahaha what a bitch.

 

[LaurenLauren]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

Hhahahaa, this man is unable to live in a civilized society.

 

[Blitzsneed]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

Oh boy, I guess we're going to have another Vickers.
>pursuing a felony charge
kek, don't you have some court cases to attend?

 

[Fslur]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

He goes on and says this isn’t a work.. which kinda makes me think it is. Like it’s a wrestling event they script weird fights? This would definitely give his *haters* something to talk about.

Why expose this? Knowing Ralph it’s probably real because it’s realistic that someone’s family wouldn’t want him to join their family..However the fact he said “this is not a work..” idk
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[Bepis]

Has Ralph ever used "slatternly" before today? Beginning to think somebody got this guy a Word of the Day calendar or something with the way he's throwing it around here.

 

[EyeGuy]

What a great way to begin a marriage - publicly calling your father-in-law a coward and your sister-in-law a slut and snaking on them to the police, all before the wedding's even happened. Total Ralphamale victory!

 

[MeltyTW]

All is not well between the Gunt and his father-in-law to be. Gunt on Gunt like this hasn't been seen since the tranny battle royale.
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I almost can't believe this is real, it reads like he's using Harry Morris as the heal for his wrasslin' show.

Ma fiancés dad destroyed the belt, we've got to settle this in the ring.

i love that hes now pumping up mr vickers after saying he was going to get him jailed and shit. i think sometimes he views his supposed enemies like we view ralph, this sort of character that you love to hate instead of just actually hate. like vickers is going to give him a slap on the ass and a congrats in life's locker room like its wwe. i also like that he also has to signal thats hes racist here too lol. also i dont think you can get a felony for destroying a cheap wrassiln trophy @AnOminous sorry to tag but i gotta know if ralph is trying to say the belt is worth soooo much thatd itd be a felony or if hes lying in a different way maybe trying to use his long rap sheet to scare a probably virgin to any charges family that hes been in the backseat of a cop car enough to know theyd be felons for it.

What a great way to begin a marriage - publicly calling your father-in-law a coward and your sister-in-law a slut. Total Ralphamale victory!

"well mantsu your dad is being shanked in jail and ive successfully impoverished your sister and made her suck my friends cawks fer a 20 in a filthy alley, now lets fuuuuuuuuck, get on top and ride me bitch ah gotta find a new shirt store"

 

[LaurenLauren]

He goes on and says this isn’t a work.. which kinda makes me think it is. Like it’s a wrestling event they script weird fights? This would definitely give his *haters* something to talk about.

Why expose this? Knowing Ralph it’s probably real because it’s realistic that someone’s family wouldn’t want him to join their family..However the fact he said “this is not a work..” idk
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I don't think this is fake. If he was only mentioning his future father in law then maybe I would believe it. The fact that he decided to also call some random woman a whore makes it more believable in my eyes. I could see him convincing Harry to get on the joke, but no normal woman will give permission to call her a whore to promote an amateur wrestling event.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He's alienating A Man, Duh from her family right before marriage and she's not connecting the dots.

She might find some sympathy for Faith in that shriveled walnut she calls a heart once she gets a heaping tablespoon of her own medicine.

Meigh is old enough to know better though, which makes this extremely funny.

I wish I could be there when she works out he only raw dogged her and gave her an engagement ring to keep her under his spell and punish her family. This kind of resentment doesn't just pop up overnight.

 

[Fslur]

I don't think this is fake. If he was only mentioning his future father in law then maybe I would believe it. The fact that he decided to also call some random woman a whore makes it more believable in my eyes. I could see him convincing Harry to get on the joke, but no normal woman will give permission to call her a whore to promote an amateur wrestling event.

Perhaps esp since he called his future father in law “gross” and Pantsu told everyone on Ralph’s show she turned to loli to cope with being molested, by a family member.

This does seem too far to be kayfabe.

 

[The Grillcast™]

Has Ralph ever used "slatternly" before today? Beginning to think somebody got this guy a Word of the Day calendar or something with the way he's throwing it around here.

He streamed with Godwinson a week or so ago, Id assume he picked it up from him.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He streamed with Godwinson a week or so ago, Id assume he picked it up from him.

It's an extremely Anglo word like strumpet so there's no way the lover of the written word would pick it up without prompting.

 

[Bernie Gores]

Christ Ralph, not only are you a cradle snatcher, a horse fucker, a diabetic, a sex offender, a alcoholic and a baby dicked fat boy, but now your a judas to your own family!
What a legacy your going to leave behind when you die from a heart attack in a few years!

BTW your daughter is ugly as sin.
Are you sure she doesn't have downs syndrome?

 

[Buddhabouya]

For the love of christ quit airing your dirty laundry out on the internet