🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

The Duality of PigMan

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the best ralphamoments are when he stops pretending to be anything but a spiteful piece of shit

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The Duality of PigMan

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The only thing Ralph can run is his mouth while in the safety of his moldy Mexican rental. But only on shrinking and disappearing social media accounts. I just find it odd during his stream last night he bragged how people won’t be able to fuck with him down in Mexico and then now the swattings against his sworn enemies.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Ralph losing his main account was funny because it caused him to panic and try spectacularly badly to rp as Meigh and some random intern. Him losing the kilstream account doesn't add anything funny. The flaggots missed the forest for the trees.

Having the Ralphs completely kicked off of Twitter is going to be hilarious. Ethan  worked cucked really hard to maintain his presence in the normalfag world while simultaneously taking part in deplatforming anyone who dared mock him or the limpwristed catboy kang.

He was cocky on the Internet and seeing karma set in is more enjoyable than watching Ralph make a disgusting spectacle of himself, which he'll never stop doing, regardless of where he goes from here.

 

[Beavis]

the best ralphamoments are when he stops pretending to be anything but a spiteful piece of shit

Crisis kang!

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Ralph might start beating Meigh because of his toy being took away. How about you flaggots do something useful and visit that Sactioned Suicide fourm then follow the instructions.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

That "vendetta" is called being a fucking loser and thinking fucking with ralph will make them not a loser.

Spoiler to faggots who go cow-tipping: you're still a fucking loser. Get a job and a hobby.

For real, though. @Strasse literally made a post on the first day he joined the forum trying to gatekeep depression and volunteering he's medicated for it.

Depressed - as someone with clinical, medicated depression it's becoming ever harder to have people distinguish those who say they are depressed and those who actually suffer from real depression.

Based on how he reacted today I'm going to take a guess his mental health has not improved in the intervening four years.

 

[LurkTrawl]

For real, though. @Strasse literally made a post on the first day he joined the forum trying to gatekeep depression and volunteering he's medicated for it.

Based on how he reacted today I'm going to take a guess his mental health has not improved in the intervening four years.

Good. Hopefully he kills himself soon. It's been a while since I had smores and it'd be the perfect opportunity to make some while I'm waiting for the fire to cool enough on his corpse that I can piss in his ashes.

I have the undying, icy hatred matched only by that of a supermassive black hole for the retards who do this psychotic, retarded, attention-whoring bullshit.

 

[Waffle Stompin' Waffen]

Ralph might start beating Meigh because of his toy being took away. How about you flaggots do something useful and visit that Sactioned Suicide fourm then follow the instructions.

Oh nuuu, I'd hate for a pedophile to be physically beaten. Better let the #1 flaggot on the planet enjoy his lofty platform on the basis that Cancer Man said it's wrong to flag anyone ever.

One thing that Ralph is right about, everything really is fair game. If you're not able or willing to use the same weapons as your enemies, you end up like Japan.

 

[I'mma real anime gurl]

Oh nuuu, I'd hate for a pedophile to be physically beaten. Better let the #1 flaggot on the planet enjoy his lofty platform on the basis that Cancer Man said it's wrong to flag anyone ever.

One thing that Ralph is right about, everything really is fair game. If you're not able or willing to use the same weapons as your enemies, you end up like Japan.

Meigh is a puppet, she's whoever is inside her at the time.

 

[Bonedome]

Oh nuuu, I'd hate for a pedophile to be physically beaten. Better let the #1 flaggot on the planet enjoy his lofty platform on the basis that Cancer Man said it's wrong to flag anyone ever.

One thing that Ralph is right about, everything really is fair game. If you're not able or willing to use the same weapons as your enemies, you end up like Japan.

Have you considered touching grass?

 

[DoomSayer]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

 

[Gangster Talk]

One thing that Ralph is right about, everything really is fair game. If you're not able or willing to use the same weapons as your enemies, you end up like Japan.

Nobody is at war we're laughing at a retard on the internet who accidentally shows his password when provided with a platform

 

[Cocklaunch]

But with this @Strasse guy, his first posts since 2018 were him posting about hacking into Ralph's super chat processor and trying to refund all his donos. The next day he's bragging about flagging down Ralph's shit.

Sorry bro, but that there is no way in hell that isn't ONA tier shit. And it's all because Ralph called out his hooker of a mother.

Ethan Ralph is different from every other lolcow because of the "everything is fair game" shit.
I don't expect Null to lock the thread over this at least
Edit: grammar

 

[Dyn]

As explained in Chat, Ralph attacked me when I and a few others in the IBS crowd tried to get him to cut the shit and drinking because it was starting to become a problem all those years ago.

I made the mistake of being empathetical towards him when he was in a downer during the few rare instances of him coming on to discord (yes, cancer I know, but this was years ago).
How did he attack me when I showed him empathy? By calling my mother a whore... a month after she died, and I had to do CPR, which he was aware. Didn't stop him from using my mother as an insult every other sentence.

Some shit just isn't forgivable.

It's very forgivable if you're not an absolute faggot because only absolute faggots run around in discords after their parasocial e-daddy and then nurse grudges over the bullshit faggot drama that occurs in there.

Grow the fuck up you spastic retard baby.

 

[Cumeatsioner Gordon]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Remember Gunty, down the road, not across the street!

 

[Elmo]

Tell us why, aylawgz. WHY?

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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“Commit suicide at any time”

Thank you Ralph, very Trad Cath.

Plz don’t do it though I need someone to be lower than me

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Hahaha you could never Ethan, you fat pussy

 

[Lidl Drip]

From Telegram... Its over Ralphamales

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Despite being a huge egomaniac, I think Ralph would probably kill himself if he thought he could spite someone more than ever before by doing it. He would probably do a Byuu and blame KF for it. Reminder this man has two kids still in diapers and is considering killing himself cause he got banned from twitter.

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

Styxhexenhammer666 spoke about Ethan Ralph’s Twitter ban (at 53:00 in)

The video by Styx

Styx said Ralph says off the wall crazy shit all the time. I wonder if the rage pig will holler at Styx lol