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*99% convinced this is just a bullshit "work" (this wrestling shit is so gay) and Ralph overplayed his hand by mentioning the "National JustUs Party" - an intentional shot at the National Justice Party, which is Mike Enoch/Peinovich and his crew who don't get along with the Cozy/AF guys.
 
Jack Awful said:
Another classic """work""" from Ralph
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There is no such thing as retiring when you’re self employed. And anyone who actually is successful at un a-living themselves just does it. Ralph isn’t a man of any action and his word means even less.

This is just a tool of emotional black mail that he pulls out when he’s desperate. Specifically for his supporters to get him some quick cash. When he has it he’ll be back, talking about his scam aka ‘work’ that had everyone fooled. 😴
 
He's up and streaming and talking about his 2mg Xanax script. Not like it matters when its fucking mexico, they give that shit out for anyone that can pay.
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Edit: He says its his last stream.
 
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Ralph I know you're reading this.
You should really take Matt Jarbo's UberEats employee referral code he offered.
 
Ralph money problems got so bad he has now to retire bat and pitty bait for his paypigs to please help
 
Man this makes his previous "work" look almost real in comparison it's almost like it wasn't planned at all.
Because this is the actual capacity he has when he tries to plan a "work".

Or maybe this is all to an own on the Kiwi-Farms, he makes a statement that is obvious bait. Planning the Kiwi-Farms will see it as obvious bait and then to own the Alogs actually quits to get one last W before retiring.
 
This is probably just a daily conflict that goes on in his head until he finds the right blend of substances to make him not care. The realization that his "job" is to get on air and lie about the things he does when he gets out of control. The closest to legitimate show material is when Nick assigns him a political enemy to attack. Ralph knows he's a lolcow and it must take tremendous effort to pretend otherwise.
 
Numbers said:
Man this makes his previous "work" look almost real in comparison it's almost like it wasn't planned at all.
Because this is the actual capacity he has when he tries to plan a "work".

Or maybe this is all to an own on the Kiwi-Farms, he makes a statement that is obvious bait. Planning the Kiwi-Farms will see it as obvious bait and then to own the Alogs actually quits to get one last W before retiring.
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If anyone thinks he will actually "retire" and walk away from the internet then they need to start posting their pokemon and sonic recolors on the internet.
 
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