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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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AncientPhosphur said:
God I forgot how proud he was of that poorly fit suit at AFPAC. Iirc that was the trip he drove on the inside lane with a pregnant Meigh to pass a truck and every photo of him at AFPAC just showed off how he was really 5’1. Did he bring it with to Mexico? Probably just a shitty rental.

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IIRC it was two or three times that he passed trucks like that, with one ending with him brake checking the semi. That one got him immortalized on one of those YouTube channels for shit drivers in the shorts area.

Wasn’t it at AFPAC 3 where EOR got made fun of for downing an entire rasher/plate of brownies?
 
Rubber Plant said:
Ralph can't got 5 minutes without twitting or checking his KF thread. No way he could sit through the entire thing with his phone.
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He is getting that piggy 4G/5G in use lawd. He knows he is seething hard with his quadruple titties flopping. I even theorize that Ralph also uses his phone in the toilet when he explodes shit from the ungodly made tacos, burritoes and hot dogs he have in Mexico. They give him a far worse kick in the ass more than Taco Bell does to its customer.
Don'tAnalizeMeBro! said:
IIRC it was two or three times that he passed trucks like that, with one ending with him brake checking the semi. That one got him immortalized on one of those YouTube channels for shit drivers in the shorts area.
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Ralph is a massive retard, so I doubt he is good at driving, aside from having someone else drive for him. He got the short end of the stick in terms of proper education and having common sense. He got beaten up before, but funnily enough, he keeps squealing about the ayylawgs and Kiwi Farms like if they are rent-free in his small piggy brain. Everything that he put excuses over, it is his fault, not the ayylawgs. This is Ralph, so he would continue ayylawging against KiwiFarms and the ayylawgers on Twitter, and seething for every single comment made on him pointing out what he does and what he lies about.
 
Didn’t piggertits say yesterday that he endorses doxing yet is denying doxing a donor of his today?

Nothing is surprising about this ugly, smelly, loose-skinned mutant abomination. Suffer more piggertits.
 
If Ralph goes to the hearing he's going to expect to be able to hang out with Rekieta afterward, which Rekieta won't do. Then Ralph will declare Rekieta a blood-enemy again.
 
Pentamidine said:
If Ralph goes to the hearing he's going to expect to be able to hang out with Rekieta afterward, which Rekieta won't do. Then Ralph will declare Rekieta a blood-enemy again.
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Now that is what I called the greatest lolcow crossover of all time. We have the Balldo and Gunt in one courtroom… except, Piggertits is still in Cartel country and cannot get off the internet.
But if they are in the same hearing, Piggy would openly defend Rekieta with some of the most pointless things of all time, with clear bias towards him. Even the foul coke-odor Balldo would not really try to talk with this smelly pig mutt.
Definitely he would go whine about it on Xitter on why Balldo is a bad guy with some of the most pitiful reasons known to man whilst only self-preserve his quadruple titties. He cannot deal with rejection and how to move on. Every rejection or things Piggy is uncomfortable with will always live rent-free in his mind, and he will bring it up constantly like a 5 y.o child.
 
Pentamidine said:
If Ralph goes to the hearing he's going to expect to be able to hang out with Rekieta afterward, which Rekieta won't do. Then Ralph will declare Rekieta a blood-enemy again.
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Ralph seems particularly at risk of relapse whenever he's flying, and whenever he goes to court for that matter.
 
chromebookgamer said:
Im sure Honest Ethan will return the money if for some crazy reason he cant make it to the trial.
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yep just like the 3 flights he missed due to various things outside of his control, especially Rozy or his cat or whoever being sick which was a totally real thing that happened and he would of course care about because he always puts others first.
 
Musashi's Son said:
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Four "ha" repeats. He's absolutely seething.
 
It would be an absolute crying shame if Harry Morris took advantage of knowing exactly where Ethan Ralph was going to be, and exactly when he was going to be there, to have him served with court papers.

10:30am
Courtroom 205
August 21st

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201


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Haru Okumura said:
It would be an absolute crying shame if Harry Morris took advantage of knowing exactly where Ethan Ralph was going to be, and exactly when he was going to be there, to have him served with court papers.

10:30am
Courtroom 205
August 21st

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201
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He's got to reply to every post here but is definitely not coping, seething and dilating in his tin shack, sweat running down his back into his ass crack.
 
Haru Okumura said:
It would be an absolute crying shame if Harry Morris took advantage of knowing exactly where Ethan Ralph was going to be, and exactly when he was going to be there, to have him served with court papers.

10:30am
Courtroom 205
August 21st

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201


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"You can't put me in jail" said the man who is in constant danger of being sent to jail due to his complete lack of self control
 
Rage Pig said:
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He's got to reply to every post here but is definitely not coping, seething and dilating in his tin shack, sweat running down his back into his ass crack.
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I’d say if I see him there filming me he’s going to get a wedgie but he doesn’t wear underwear (probably from trauma in his youth experiencing that as a young fat child constantly)
 
Rage Pig said:
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He's got to reply to every post here but is definitely not coping, seething and dilating in his tin shack, sweat running down his back into his ass crack.
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I love tough guy Ethan so much. You got your shit rocked so hard you have fucking googly eyes forever, you got beat up by a woman even. The second you step into a jail you'll get beaten again. You definitely care, Ralph. A real man wouldn't even need to say that he doesn't.
 
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