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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.4%
  • lol no

    Votes: 323 92.6%

  • Total voters
    349

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Ralphamale declared the winner by technical knockout, Ralphahonor restored.
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Thankfully I'll never have to compare how much more resilient I was than some other extremely online retard who faced charges for committing the same stupidly specific crime.

Regular sex-havers do not need to disseminate pictoral ebbuhdance of their exploits.
 
Ralphamale declared the winner by technical knockout, Ralphahonor restored.
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Gunts law states that because of this W not only will he catch a witness tampering charge but will be denied bond due to living in Mexico.
 
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With the news of Aaron Imholte getting charged with revenge porn, what's the Ralphamale gonna do? Ignore it (doubt) or squeal? Place your bets
Because of Ralph's Law, he has to squeal and oink at Aaron, even though he did the same crime but with more scat eating.
:diddler: Dats right Aaron you’re the bish here. So what if I ran from you and fled the state to avoid a fight I agreed to show up to? I’m da Ralphamale and I always stream, pussy! :diddler:
Why does this googly eyed pigtard think it's an own to admit he's so utterly broke that if he didn't stream all the time, he couldn't even afford his daily torta much less his xannyberries?
 
The Snitch Wars have begun. Rackets isn’t the snitch guys, it’s really Aaron:
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It would be fun if Ralph is unable to go to MN for any future hearings because he has an arrest warrant for attempted witness intimidation waiting there for him.
 
Imagine the absolute gibberish ol' Xanny Ralph types up and sends to them.
The finest of poetry, surely. Heavenly prose about da Ralphamale’s deep seated interest in the war between the two über cuckolds, Nick Rekeita & Aaron Imholte, regarding which one is the most impressive, online, cool-guy.
He surely didn't do this, because he got scared from Aaron and had to flee from the state. There is no hurt feelings and vindictiveness in Ethan Ralph's heart.
Nary a hint of the coward in dem Ralpha tweets. Nigh, Ralphamale’s don’t scurrr. bish. :ramona: Iss nawt trooooo. Assa madduh uh factah, it wuz prolly yew who fled. Ah don’t even know of any Ethan Ralph.

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It would be fun if Ralph is unable to go to MN for any future hearings because he has an arrest warrant for attempted witness intimidation waiting there for him.
Ralph is prouder than a prize pig in a puddle, as he does the ol’ tough guy routine towards whoever Balldo & Daxipad point him at. They all three use the exact same words when talking about their perceived mutual enemies. As if they’re reading a script thought up in a little group chat, some dingy discord hug box somewhere that they use to try & garner attention & “wins.”
 
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The Snitch Wars have begun. Rackets isn’t the snitch guys, it’s really Aaron:
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God what a piece of shit. He's trying really hard to patch his hurt ego from running away from fighting Aaron and he probably thinks Nick will let him fuck April if he plays attack dog for him. What a desperate little man.
 
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His brain is permanently fried. Also I think Piggertits is doing a simply fantastic job bolstering an open investigation in potential witness intimidation. If Aaron and his family disappear into witness protection someone needs to write a movie about this.
 
This vindictive pig monster would celebrate if Imholte got shanked in jail, just because he proved again what a cowardly little bitch the Ralpha"male" is. Truly disgusting.
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Worshipping the Balldo cuck, comes across as a bigger faggot than Milo.
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Serial doxer Ethan Ralph trying to get someone killed for literally the same crime he committed. It will be poetic when this fat faggot gets tire necklace'd by the Sinaloas and no one finds out about it for months/years, even less miss him.
 
This vindictive pig monster would celebrate if Imholte got shanked in jail, just because he proved again what a cowardly little bitch the Ralpha"male" is. Truly disgusting.
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Worshipping the Balldo cuck, comes across as a bigger faggot than Milo.
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So, using Ralph's logic, we can determine that if you are:
--Poor
--Not a lawyer

You will be convicted and go to jail. Good thing Ralph isn't either one of th...oh
 
The Snitch Wars have begun. Rackets isn’t the snitch guys, it’s really Aaron:
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A letter writing campaign. Who in 2024 is going to take the time and effort to write a letter, put it in an envelope and mail it to a local jail for the benefit of some alcoholic, woman beating cuckold pig living in Mexico? Ralph, I know the alcohol, drugs and muggers in Portugal put holes in your brain, but real life isn't like the TV you spent 20 years watching while you were gaining ass width and gooning away. You could tell the biggest, most ill-tempered nigger in that place that Aaron is the snitchiest of snitches and he still wouldn't give a shit because Aaron didn't snitch on HIM.
 
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