🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

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Some of the most feminine movements i've ever seen Ralph make.

Ralph would never spend 20-30k on a wrestling game because he's never had that much disposable income in his life.

 

[AltisticRight]

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Some of the most feminine movements i've ever seen Ralph make.

There's also a colour one of him doing something similar, with his disgusting poopy licker wide open like a soyjak. His mannerisms are both faggy and punchable. No wonder the Portuguese pavement had an immense need to impact his gross face.

 

[SargonF00t]

Ralph would never spend 20-30k on a wrestling game because he's never had that much disposable income in his life.

He did have $40k to $50k in his bank account at one point according to Ade Zero

 

[30+GameOvers]

I’m surprised that everyone going to the Court didn’t just bring a lumberyard measuring stick. All you need to make Ralph run waddle/roll screaming is a 6 foot piece of wood with inch marks on it.

Not even that is needed, just ask the pig it's name and watch it shit itself on the spot

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

He did have $40k to $50k in his bank account at one point according to Ade Zero

As a horse once said:

“Where did all the money go, Ralph?”

 

[T00L Nigger]

Not even that is needed, just ask the pig it's name and watch it shit itself on the spot

You'll see Ralph's fear in the browning of his compression socks.

I’m surprised that everyone going to the Court didn’t just bring a lumberyard measuring stick. All you need to make Ralph run waddle/roll screaming is a 6 foot piece of wood with inch marks on it.

Spoiler: Off Topic

This reminds me of the day's when autists would use traffic cones and trash cans as graticules, but instead of finding the range on a ship at sea it was to gauge how short and fat a walrus was.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

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Some of the most feminine movements i've ever seen Ralph make.

Something I just thought of: How long has it been since Shanaynay McPiggytittles has worn Paw Paw’s Rang?

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

Something I just thought of: How long has it been since Shanaynay McPiggytittles has worn Paw Paw’s Rang?

Everyone knew it was a matter of time before that hunk of tin was given to a Mexican pawn shop in exchange for 10 bucks to buy a taco and a modelo. Maybe that time has finally arrived.

 

[Die For Me!]

RALPHS HIP IS FUCKED, NEEDS OPIOIDS TO COPE

link / archive

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Anyone else find it weird he's not hollering about a lolsuit if he was indeed injured so greatly in a automobile crash in which he was a passenger?

 

[Rage Pig]

RALPHS HIP IS FUCKED, NEEDS OPIOIDS TO COPE
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The Ralphacurse strikes again! Cripple on OxyContin arc incoming. He can't stop winning! Family issue that might force him to travel that he can't talk about? Piggy is getting divorce raped. Hooray!

 

[bile demon]

Oh man, a hip fracture sounds nasty. Hope it doesn't interfere with his job of sleeping in front of a computer for 16 hours a day.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Anyone else find it weird he's not hollering about a lolsuit if he was indeed injured so greatly in a automobile crash in which he was a passenger?

He fell down some stairs juiced out of his mind. The whole crash story he came up with is as believable as him saying he's sober.

 

[Near]

Ralph being even more of big pharma's bitch. Nigga needs life support cope pills to live lol

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Oh no! Grandpa Ralph broke his hip!

That's real sad... the elderly always go down hill after a big break like that... We might have to put him in a home guys...

 

[JAKL II]

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy with an addictive personality.

I am 110% looking forward to the Overdose Arc.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

COPE

Fucking knew it.

But yeah I’m leaning on him actually having broke something in his accident (being thrown out of a strip club for taking creep shots). Anyway fun little fact, Xanax usage can lead to osteoporosis by blocking testosterone and progesterone.

Enjoy a new addiction of pills Ralph!

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Ralph bros I don't feel so good.....

 

[Near]

Ralph bros I don't feel so good.....
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Drugs only work when mixed with booze.

 

[T00L Nigger]

The Ralphacurse strikes again! Cripple on OxyContin arc incoming. He can't stop winning! Family issue that might force him to travel that he can't talk about? Piggy is getting divorce raped. Hooray!

The Oxyberries would be short-lived and the Sektur board would end up being renamed Guntspotting with Ralph's new arc as a heroin addict. I can't imagine him being to keep that addiction going long before the switch to a cheaper street alternative.

Ralph bros I don't feel so good.....
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Not taking them was probably the best decision the gunt has made, albeit for the wrong reasons.