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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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SCV said:
This is one of those things that make me feel vaguely uneasy. People think he doesn't have a passport because he lost his passport. Getting a tard passport afterwords does not retroactively make people wrong.
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It literally proves what we said. He lost his passport and had to get a tard passport because they don't trust him with the real, long-term passport that people who aren't special needs get. People of normal intelligence do not need the tard passport that has a special color to make sure customs and authorities in every country on the planet immediately know, just from the color of the passport, that it is for someone who has issues.

So congrats, Piggy. You get to travel on the short bus of passports.
Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
wait Ralph I thought caring about other people's kids was for suckers? You give a more of shit about some random kid on facebook than your own, despite the child in question having the same awareness of your existence as your own do (zero)
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He certainly cared about some children, like soph, who he jerked off to on stream accidentally when she was like 14 or something.
 
AnOminous said:
literally proves what we said. He lost his passport and had to get a tard passport because they don't trust him with the real, long-term passport that people who aren't special needs get. People of normal intelligence do not need the tard passport that has a special color to make sure customs and authorities in every country on the planet immediately know, just from the color of the passport, that it is for someone who has issues.
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Yup, he’s been given the one year untrustworthy sped passport as we predicted.

It’s fairly common for hopeless alcoholics to be issued these and they are a pain in the ass to travel with. He’d 100% get checked for a warrant using that thing at the US border.

Now he gets to go to the embassy once a year to beg to renew it. He would probably lose this one too but I doubt he will be crossing any borders in the next year so can’t get blackout xannie drunk and lose it.
 
Ralph correcting the record over a kiwis videos recently getting struck down:
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Ralph and his E-daddy getting off on sexually terrorizing children:
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With a hearty “DATS NAWT TRUUUUU” Ralph has managed to expertly dismiss all claims of flagging. What kind of sicko would DMCA all Ethan Ralph clips, use Ralph’s ex wife email, AND call himself Ethan Ralph? Well we know it can’t be Ralph because he denies the name his daddy gave him!

:diddler: But it’s good it did happen actually!
 
Don't know if it was shared before somewhere else, but here is Ethan Ralph's address he gave to the State of Minnesota:
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Capt. Jean Luc Ritard said:
It would be too poetic of justice if, in a simple effort to own the a-logs, Ralph commit perjury on a document stating he agreed to not commit any more crimes.
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Give it a few weeks and he’ll be bragging about how he did it on the Killstream. A few xannies and he’ll scream how the alogs will never find him because he outsmarted the courts.
 
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