🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

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Interesting.

Ralph's law is in full effect

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[Cornelius James]

Ralph is the president of his anti-me coalition. It's your fault for your shit life Ralph.

 

[Salvatore Leone]

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EAT SHIT AND DIE LIKE MAH DADDY USE TO SAY

 

[Ethan Ralph's Low IQ]

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I really like how this squealing retard thinks people want him in jail. No fatboy, we want you pilled up, falling out of your chair, and paranoid that you'll be thrown in jail for the dumb shit you do. That's IRL comedy, Ralphafail. If you're in jail, we can't make fun of you and how badly you fucked up your own life. Now celebrate the big W you had today, you little goblin. We'll be watching and waiting

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph is SHOOK. Extremely manic, look his eye brows peaking over his huge sunglasses, his eyes are BUGGED out in that clip.

 

[bile demon]

Ralph still operates a RocketMail email?

gunt@aol.com was already taken.

 

[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

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Ralph, please, you have to start drinking for these things. We're begging you.

 

[FiveStarAce]

It would be too poetic of justice if, in a simple effort to own the a-logs, Ralph commit perjury on a document stating he agreed to not commit any more crimes

This is my christmas wish

 

[Die For Me!]

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[O Puffers Where Art Thou?]

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I'm honestly trying to figure out what's going on here and I just can't. It's like someone is playing madlibs with Ralph.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

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Ralph has to get the filters under control. No one is believing this nonsense.
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Like what the fuck even is this?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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Does Ralph have AIDS? He looks like he has AIDS.

 

[jimmybags]

EAT SHIT AND DIE LIKE MAH DADDY USE TO SAY

Ralph confirming his coprophilia is a genetic fetish inherited from his father. Some white trash fathers will take their son to a whore house to lose their virginity, Ronny took Ethan to a whore house to eat shit out of a hooker’s ass.

 

[Mynameisdark]

Ralph is wearing that cap in such an awkward way. He's showing his massively receded hairline, because he's more insecure about the massive patch of scalp that the hat is actually covering up.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Does Ralph have AIDS? He looks like he has AIDS.

Yeah, he got it when he raped Alice from IP2 a few years ago.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Ralph has to get the filters under control. No one is believing this nonsense.
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Does Ralph have AIDS? He looks like he has AIDS.

From the angle of the pic, it almost looks like his arm is either obese with stretch marks, or he willingly cuts himself. Though, that would be too graphic for him.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

1- I bet he lost money on that

2- just this

 

[Die For Me!]

 

[metroid_fetish_ii]

1- I bet he lost money on that

2- just this

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