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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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Drugged out retard is unable to properly perceive time and goes to see his XANDAH at the wrong time.
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Blackstar said:
Drugged out retard is unable to properly perceive time and goes to see his XANDAH at the wrong time.
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Getting up "super early" and getting the "wrong time lol" would only result in Ralph missing his son if he was late. Otherwise, you could just wait.

Then he seems to blame the crossing into San Diego.

He can't catch a break, perhaps his luck would of been better if he was sober and decided to stay the night in the same country as the child he is visiting.

Not that it matters, no way this drunk and high mess would get access to his child. Ralph has somehow managed to be sober enough at his previous visits, he's seriously relapsed and must just be wandering the streets. What the fuck.
 
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Spineless, sniveling worm prostrating himself before his Master.
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Screaming about gay sex in the mens bathroom while high as a kite was all part of the gayfabe you dumb alogs, and so was having to pay 5k pesos for the privilege of getting beat up by a bouncer if you wanna know the truth about it!
 
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Ralph is pretending that Dax thinks something that nobody thinks. Very convenient and creative twist. Dax heart was in the right place, little misguided because Ralph wouldn't die from Milo - that's just silly but he denied Ralph out of best intentions believing that by doing that he is preventing his untimely death.
 
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God's strongest milkman said:
He DID say the kiwifarms is right. Maybe bridges can be mended. Maybe he can become a fellow user. I'm sure he'd be a great member of our wonderful community.

I'm sure he wouldn't constantly annoy null by posting unthumbnailed images and getting extremely tilted by negratings and keeping his sticker alerts on. Obviously I'm not even suggesting this because that sounds fucking hilarious or anything.
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He might as well come crawling back here. We are unironically the only people on planet earth who actually care about him, if only because he provides us entertainment.
 
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I didn't know they had female bouncers in Tijuana...
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Assuming this is real and he isn't just playing hard for Twitter after taking a drunken stumble into the pavement then he really is asking to get shot at best or carved up on a gore site at worst. The last time he had a serious confrontation in Portugal (the gay slap about with Cog doesn't count) he was very nearly beaten to death, and I'd take my chances with drunk Brits in Lisbon over even the tamest people you'd bump into in Tijuana at night, any day of the week.
 
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