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Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

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  • lol no

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Rage Pig said:
Milo the fucking GRIDS faggot sabotaging the Gunt content for the next 3 months. Daily breathalyzer and shows that are boring beyond belief if he succeeds with this stupid plan.
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The suicide baiting and groveling to Dax and Milo the last 12 hours must have been off the charts.

Now we have Milo giving public pep talks to poor Ralph on Twitter and promising to be his sober-coach (from 2,000 miles away and no actual contact outside of occasional Twitter DM’s)

Rage pig is funny for us, but Dax and Milo have to deal with sad, suicidal pig afterwards. It’s a good thing that a WWF hype talks is all it takes to get Ralph to pump up his ego and get him stop whimpering. Dax will be breathing a sign of relief once he’s back in Mexico.
 
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Rage Pig said:
Milo the fucking GRIDS faggot sabotaging the Gunt content for the next 3 months. Daily breathalyzer and shows that are boring beyond belief if he succeeds with this stupid plan.
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It's not a total loss, the breathalyzer is comedy gold.
 
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Blue Miaplacidus said:
The chances of Ralph staying sober for 24 hours are lower than Milo waking up straight. Why does anyone even pretend about this anymore. It is so boring, just let him eat xanax and say stupid shit. Ralph has never been and will never be anything more than a shitshow retard.
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Eating Xanax and saying stupid shit is Ralph’s definition of “sober.” He agrees to the breathalyzer because he can still eat Xanax and just drink after the stream.

It’s the combo of Xanax and booze that makes Ralph entertaining. If he starts the breathalyzer again then we just get boring, Xanax zombie Ralph again. (Ralph has been in Xanax zombie mode for the last six months)
 
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5000 peso's. So $240 USD.
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Or $6,000,000 Canadian.
 
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This whole debacle reminds me why Skaven are my favorite army in Total Warhammer. Every single city and every single general can get a bug up it's ass and turn on you. It represents Skaven constantly scheming against each other and are willing to backstab their own people at a moment's notice. So is the way of the Sektur. I always name every general after someone in the Sektur so when they start fighting with me I'm not really surprised.

Blow blow into the breathalyzer, Ralph!
 
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Ralph says he's bringing back the breathalyzer but also claimed he wasn't drinking and it was all pills. Ralph's probably in so much chronic pain that going 90 days without pills will be impossible. Wonder if he's gonna try saying him doing pills isn't cheating.

I hope Dick stays the course and keeps this bridge burned even when Ralph inevitably rolls onto his back to submit. It's good for us because Ralph will release everything he has on Dick and there's obviously going to be some really embarrassing shit there but it's good for Dick because he can finally stop his phoning-it-in Guntguarding and laugh at him with the rest of us.
 
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porkWellington said:
hope Dick stays the course and keeps this bridge burned even when Ralph inevitably rolls onto his back to submit. It's good for us because Ralph will release everything he has on Dick and there's obviously going to be some really embarrassing shit there but it's good for Dick because he can finally stop his phoning-it-in Guntguarding and laugh at him with the rest of us.
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Us? Nobody wants Dax to join us, even for pointing and laughing purposes.

Dax doesn’t even have the balls to tell Gunt he doesn’t want him to come to his house. I love Dax’s fake LA, always be networking style vs Ralph’s BPD white trash “can’t take a hint” style. These two will to stay “friends” until one dies, because one is a coward and the other is so friendless and desperate.

JuJu, Rekieta, Ralph and Vito need to stick together. Birds of a feather and all that.
 
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Scorpion From MK said:
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>a heel turn
Wrestling brain never fails to crack me up :story:

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It's not possible he's turning on Juju... It's not scientifically possible, our models don't ever anticipate this, our prediction technology can't even factor it in....
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Looking forward to you going on the keeeeelstream (baby!) to try and get ralph to spill embarrassing details about juju.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
This whole debacle reminds me why Skaven are my favorite army in Total Warhammer. Every single city and every single general can get a bug up it's ass and turn on you. It represents Skaven constantly scheming against each other and are willing to backstab their own people at a moment's notice. So is the way of the Sektur. I always name every general after someone in the Sektur so when they start fighting with me I'm not really surprised.

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Nah bro fuck Skaven. I hate having to deal with them they just never go away.
 
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Beavis said:
Ralph is so poor he has to couch surf when he visits his son.
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Ralph wished he could couch surf when he visits Xander. Xander is in SD, Dax is 2.5 hours from SD. Ralph has been trying to parlay his keed visits into way to get to Dax’s sofa and see his hood buddy! Hasn’t worked yet, but he keeps trying.

Ralph is too poor to get a hotel in SD so he stays in much cheaper Tijuana dumps and schleps back and forth across the border to go visit Xander.

In true Ralphamale fashion he tries to combine seeing his keed with whores, booze and cheap hotels. This is why his visits to see Xander are such trainwrecks. Last time he lost his passport and got into trouble at whorehouses, this time he got his ass kicked and made an utter fool of himself online doing hype videos at baby changing stations in public bathrooms and burning bridges with his last two e- “friends” for a few hours.
 
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