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I like Ralph saying his plate of full with making up a movie night and "organizing" the Fuck Warski Festival which is obviously going to be organized by Perspic and the whole festival is just a plot to try getting DSP on.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
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This voicemail is also before his confrontation with Godzilla. Meaning Ralphs safety is still questionable as its been 13 hours without a sign of life. Honestly, his aimless wondering around all fucking day + leaving voicemails for random people sounds like some incredibly suicidal shit, I wonder if Dax received any 40 minute long voicemails apologizing for his disloyalty? Reminder Ralph has absolutely zero big, muscular shoulders to cry on anymore; he's burned every bridge possible with men his type and can only find some comfort in streamers that are far less relevant than even himself. It's tough.
 
So much goodness in the last week or two.

”WHY DEW YEW ALL TALK ‘BOUT MAH HAVIN‘ SECKSUAL RELATIONSHIP WID MAH BABBY MAMA’S MAMA? HOW DARE YEW ALL RUN WID A STORY AH PUT OUT THAR!”

”AH DON’T WISH AH CULD QUIT YEW, DICK MASTERSON!”

”THANKSGIVINGLY FER DAT UDDER GUY AH DIDN’T FAHT HEEM ONLY TO GET MAH ASS KICKED ALL OVER THAT PARKIN’ LOT AN’ BLEED ALL OVER HEEM!”

What a time to be alive!
 
Pigtoad said:
he's been looping over the Mersh/DSP wrestling show for several days. Never realizing he's gone over it before.
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He does this with a lot of stuff, namely repeating the exact same talking points to his audience then the same thing over again to any guests that are willing to listen, then to Twitter and so on. What's worse is that Ralph fails to realize that his wrasslin' show is never going to happen.
 
porkWellington said:
Nothing's stopping Ralph from doing a solo wrestling show but prep. Guarantee if he did one with DSP it'd be like a group project with Phil does all the work and Ralph thinks his contribution is showing up ie women saying they bring "the table"
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DSP has supposedly partnered with ReviewtechUSA for his "show" (its unclear whether its going to the be the wrestling show or something else). PPP/KC hate reviewtechUSA and that was the initial reason that DSP ended up with them.

I imagine there is some slim possibility that we get a lolcowlive 2.0 with DSP, RTU and Ralph which could be hilarious but will probably just be depressing.
 
Lidl Drip said:
According to Ralph he is taking this medication which helps him stop drinking:

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So cute how his hallucinations are about you :ratface:
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Btw that's a bit of a weird medication to be prescribed for alcoholism. It's not considered a first line treatment nowadays and a decent amount of patients just stop taking it and keep drinking frequently. I think a doctor(s) told me something like it's considered a last resort option. So he could just have really shit doctors or they've already tried a bunch of other shit.

Anyway I wrote a few lengthy posts about rehab and sobriety and I believe I said it's critical that he stop live streaming and internet shit for a few months (or do it in a dramatically different way). So even though he went to "rehab" or whatever as soon as he came out he went straight back to internet shit.
 
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