🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

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Piggertits had another psychotic bpd episode.

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Rumble didn't renew Mersh's deal and they privately badmouthed him to Royce, his streaming partner. I think the idea was they wanted Royce to drop Mersh from Revenge of the Cis.
I think it's pretty safe to assume that Rumble's management "privately badmouthed him" by having a meeting with Mersh and Royce over Mersh's antics.

He just doesn't remember it happening because he is an out of control drunk.
 
Piggertits had another psychotic bpd episode.
The entire chimpout is pure kino, but these were some of my favorites:
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Maybe it's because you're an irrelevant has-been from an already obscure corner of the Internet, Ralph? Or maybe Milo sees through your own gay work; pretending to be outraged so he'll pay attention to you after all your other daddies abandoned you.
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The statement is an own goal in its own right but the fact it's paired with a still of Ralph looking profoundly handicapped is perfection.
 
The entire chimpout is pure kino, but these were some of my favorites:
RalphLonelyMilo.jpg
Maybe it's because you're an irrelevant has-been from an already obscure corner of the Internet, Ralph? Or maybe Milo sees through your own gay work; pretending to be outraged so he'll pay attention to you after all your other daddies abandoned you.
They have already made up and Milo has re-followed Ralph on Twitter

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Ralph says that he has accepted Milo's offer to pay for a "residential treatment program" for at least one month:

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The e-daddy drama never ends. Wrassle expert takes an obvious shitpost seriously:
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Proceeds to bitch and moan about being blocked.
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That account uses the template all the time, but piggy's brain is melted like his father was two weeks after his death, so he doesn't unnerstann.
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"So I keep spraying the stairs with PAM so that she'll hopefully slip and miscarry and I won't have to deal with a second screaming, shitting mongoloid..."

"That's so funny and weird that you don't wait until they're born to endanger kids..."

"Did someone say kids?"
 
What's funniest about Ralph's Twitter meltdowns is you know he's always done this.

Even before social media was invented he'd come home from school after a day of being mercilessly bullied for being a fat little ragepig and sit in his room rocking back and forth muttering this stuff to himself until Sandra poured a bucket of offal into his trough and called him out for dinner.
 
His physiognomy is beyond grotesque even when the gunt is hidden under clothes. He looks like a bugged video game NPC where a wrong line of code put the head of an adult on the model of a small child. Dwarves and midgets are more proportional than him.
Ralph can't do anything right. For instance, he was supposed to ask God for a nigger sized dick and an asian sized brain, but got it completely backwards.....
 
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