Euphoric atheists

[Zorin (ASK ME ABOUT CHILD RAPE)]

So, what I'm taking away from all this is that STEMlords are stupid because they think the humanities are worthless, which includes history, which is why they've never heard of resource wars?

STEM is for boring losers and socially impaired nerds - the fact that "Ryulong" from Wikipedia apparently graduated with a degree in 'marine biology' for example - despite pretty much being batshit insane, shows just low the standards of getting one of these 'degrees' are... despite these graduates being people who'd be fired on their first day of a new part-time gig at McDonald's acting like they do on the internet.

 

[Florence]

STEM is for boring losers and socially impaired nerds - the fact that "Ryulong" from Wikipedia apparently graduated with a degree in 'marine biology' for example - despite pretty much being batshit insane, shows just low the standards of getting one of these 'degrees' are... despite these graduates being people who'd be fired on their first day of a new part-time gig at McDonald's acting like they do on the internet.

wow those quote marks... You do know what marine biology is, right?

 

[Zorin (ASK ME ABOUT CHILD RAPE)]

wow those quote marks... You do know what marine biology is, right?

If Ryulong can apparently graduate with a degree in marine biology, then it's pretty much just "rote".

But if your question was if I have more education and scientific knowledge than you in general, then well, that goes without saying. But feel free to Wikipedia the term and copy-paste something to make you look 'smart' now child.

 

[Florence]

If Ryulong can apparently graduate with a degree in marine biology, then it's pretty much just "rote".

But if your question was if I have more education and scientific knowledge than you in general, then well, that goes without saying. But feel free to Wikipedia the term and copy-paste something to make you look 'smart' now child.

Spoiler: Marine biology

What this dude does

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

How often does McFarlane sperg about religion? I remember that one episode where he basically said that the world would be a utopia without Christianity. Either way, we could start gathering material for a thread of his own!

McFarlane writes very little, he only adds occasional jokes (he's credited as writer in 3 of FG's 280 episodes)

 

[The Great Chandler]

Remember the Face of Atheism? I don't!

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

>>the very science that gave them life in the first place.

Hey, sparky... science doesn't create human life. Human life comes from two people fucking and a little human popping out nine months later. People have been fucking and birthing for several million years longer than they've been practicing science. Science has made the process more understandable and reliable, but crediting science for your own life is an extremely anti-intellectual thing to do.

 

[TowinKarz]

Yeah, congratulations, you just removed invoking the fertility God for invoking some kind of nebulous science-God.

THERE'S a bold step forward for humankind if ever there was one.

I've said it before, but it bears repeating, some of the earliest "great scientists" were also devout believers in their religion, who saw science as a way to better understand their God/Gods creation as they experienced it when the "answers" of exactly why a magnet works or the exact method by which a person falls ill couldn't be found in scripture.

This idea that science and religion are and have always been incompatible is, ironically, one of the more dogmatic things the euphorics believe.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember the Face of Atheism

This picture always amazed me. How do you put the effort into shaving your face and then literally let your neck grow this shit that looks like scrotum hair and be a literal neckbeard?

If you're going to do that shit and get away with it, you'd better believe in God.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

How do you put the effort into shaving your face and then literally let your neck grow this shit that looks like scrotum hair and be a literal neckbeard?

He looks like one of those Wooly Willy toys.

https://sneed-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/b8/19/b2/b819b24f95cf5dbc50d6bdabb84b4333.jpg

 

[The Great Chandler]

"WE ARE LITERALLY OPPRESSED!!!"

 

[Abethedemon]

"WE ARE LITERALLY OPPRESSED!!!"
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Yeah, I think atheists have a huge victim complex

 

[Dismaying Tree]

someone: is going through a tough time in their life and asks for a small bit of support
euphoric atheist: how can I make this about me?

 

[GethN7]

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someone: is going through a tough time in their life and asks for a small bit of support
euphoric atheist: how can I make this about me?

That's just really cruel to do, even if you are an atheist.

I'm fine with people not believing in God, and most atheists who aren't boorish assholes will just accept the idea of praying for someone as a gesture of goodwill if nothing else, so to just kick someone who needs a little emotional support while they are down is a totally dick move regardless what you believe.

 

[Count groudon]

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someone: is going through a tough time in their life and asks for a small bit of support
euphoric atheist: how can I make this about me?

Ironically named "small blue angel."

 

[kcbbq]

"WE ARE LITERALLY OPPRESSED!!!"
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And named after a character with very strong religious beliefs, I see.

 

[Cosmos]

 

[Abethedemon]

 

[GlassesWearingGenie]

[:powerlevel:]I believe in a personal heaven.[/:powerlevel:]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[pic]

I thought that was a parody at first.